How special was John Madden? Just listen to the man talk about Gatorade buckets.
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Parody. When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to go. E-mail: fauxjohnmadden@gmail.com
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If this is really the end of Twitter, my last thought is this:
F*ck Brett Favre.
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Bill O’Brien would have traded Deshaun Watson for a 6th round pick in 2025.
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He needs that to pay his civil suits
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Deshaun Watson gets a fully guaranteed 5 year $230M contract. That is $80M more than the previous record for fully guaranteed money at signing ($150M). This deal was negotiated by David Mulugheta of Athletes First. twitter.com/RapSheet/statu…
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BREAKING: Calvin Ridley places $10,000 on the Bucs to win the Super Bowl
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Tom Brady tried out retirement for a month and was like "eff this"
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Us after the first weekend of March Madness
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I bet 1500 total I don’t have a gambling problem
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Robbie Gould would have just kicked the ball off in the middle of The Rock’s bit
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When you hold the Y button down too long on Madden
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When you vanquish Jackson Mahomes and Brittany Matthews from Social Media and take the Bengals to the Super Bowl
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I'm still trying to figure out what the hell the Chiefs are doing right now.
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I’m an idiot for ever doubting Joe Burrow. I’m sorry.
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Is it too late to fly the Bills back to Arrowhead for the second half? #AFCChampionship
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The best way to listen to the CBS Halftime Show is to have a DJ blaring loud music over what they’re saying
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Is it too late to fly the Bills back to Arrowhead for the second half? #AFCChampionship
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Love him or hate him, there will never be another like him.
Hell of a career . Thank you for 22 years GOAT.
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Can’t say I ever would have guessed the man that would end Tom Brady’s reign over the league would be Matthew Stafford
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Tom Brady is retiring from football after 22 extraordinary seasons, multiple sources tell and me.
More coming on ESPN.com.
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Mike McCarthy right now after the Sean Payton news like..
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Sources: Sean Payton has informed the #Saints that he’s stepping away.
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Jerry Jones is going to watch the ending of this game on loop so he could see a team function with 13 seconds left.
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Guess the story about Aaron Rodgers boycotting the Super Bowl was right after all.
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Kliff Kingsbury should have taken the Oklahoma gig when he had the chance
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Travis Kelce has as many touchdown passes in the Super Wild Card Round as Dak Prescott.
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REPORT: Eagles to ask Sixers if they can include Jalen Hurts in any trade for Ben Simmons
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All the NFC teams that finished with worse records than the Eagles did should feel really bad about themselves right now
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Davis Mills' neck is longer than David Culley's coaching tenure. The Texans are a joke.
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The Braves won the World Series, Georgia won the Natty, the Hawks made the East Finals AND the Falcons only blew the lead a few times.
What a year for Georgia sports!
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Having a Katy Perry music video in the middle of the National Championship game makes as much sense as any of Brandon Staley’s 4th down decisions
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The Chargers playoff chances are now 0% since Brandon Staley enjoys analytics and whatnot
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