Billy Beane

@FauxBillyBeane

I am a parody. I rest my hand up David Forst's ass. Buy the merch before I trade your fave player.

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Joined December 2014

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  1. 19 Jun 2016

    if you are delonte west, how long till you send the I fucked ur mom tweet to lebron?

  2. Retweeted
    17 Apr 2016

    these are origami that kills families, dirty drug people

  3. 11 Apr 2016
    Replying to

    . my balls are what made the Mona Lisa smile.

  4. 9 Apr 2016

    Rich Hill has the name of an accountant, by the heart of a lioness in heat!

  5. 9 Apr 2016

    Happy for the but fuck you we have no ratings

  6. 5 Apr 2016

    The are playing, so this tweet is 80% less effective.

  7. 5 Apr 2016
    Replying to

    . that is brilliant. I'm bringing a "bring back Careless Whisper or we riot" sign next week.

  8. 5 Apr 2016

    I disguise 10,000 fans as empty green seats every game! If interested and want free tix, DM me.

  9. 5 Apr 2016

    If you stop believing in Stephen Vogt, he'll disappear like a tree in the forest that does the thing.

  10. 5 Apr 2016

    In honor of Khris Davis, my name is now Khilly Beane.

  11. 5 Apr 2016

    Hey look a double play! I still can't spell that last reliever's name Rzepoontang?

  12. 26 Mar 2016

    Moneyball adjustment #1 -- starting rotations overrated, give us all your borderline #5 long men

  13. 26 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    @rangersfan2015 Throw in Reddick and a fatted calf if you add almonds.

  14. Retweeted
    26 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    sources tell me that is wanting to give up gray for a box of heresy bars

  15. 1 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    @rangersfan2015 YOU RETWEETED, SHIT HIDE THE WEED

  16. 1 Mar 2016

    @Dosey_Doe I voted while eating ben and Jerry's and there is an immediate sense of regret

  17. 1 Mar 2016
    Replying to

    @rangersfan2015 shh I've convinced fans that Chris Coghlan is an upgrade over Ben Zobrist. Hilarity.

  18. 1 Mar 2016

    The A's beat the A's today. (Just like 2015...)

  19. Retweeted
    1 Mar 2016

    Watching at night now. I love falling asleep to Patrick Stewart's voice & gentle beep-boops

  20. 12 Feb 2016

    YOU'RE WELCOME. Also, I'm giving Khris Davis 5 months to change his name to Chris or bye bye

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