Tim Schenck

@FatherTim

Episcopal priest , author, blogger, syndicated columnist, creator, drinker. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.

Hingham, Massachusetts
Joined April 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Aug 2018
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  2. 10 hours ago

    I’m confused. Does MF stand for Mein Fuhrer?

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  3. 11 hours ago

    I just ended a phone conversation with someone whose last word to me was "toodle-loo!"

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  4. Jan 3

    Not the Good News Bible. Never the Good News Bible.

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  5. Jan 3

    If you were being sworn into Congress, what version of the Bible would you request?

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  6. Jan 3

    Just calculated our church's ASA for 2018. It's up again, which is nice, but there has GOT to be a better way to calculate the efficacy of a parish's ministry.

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  7. Jan 3

    One of the main reasons I felt called to the priesthood was so that I could one day prepare for the Annual Parish Meeting.

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  8. Jan 3

    Good luck to all Episcopal seminarians talking the General Ordination Exam over the next few days. The hazing will be over soon. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger - I think that’s in the Bible?

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  9. Jan 2

    I’m so au courant, I’ve just started watching Mad Men. Stay tuned for Don Draper sermon references.

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  10. Jan 2

    So, have you abandoned your New Year’s resolutions in a bitter trail of tears yet? Or are you giving them another day or two?

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  11. Jan 2

    If I see one more article purporting to reveal the “truth about introverts,” I swear I’m going to... ...read a book.

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  12. Jan 2

    I’m done wearing my capa negra for winter graveside services. From now on I’m all about this Puffer Cape!

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  13. Jan 2

    True Confessions: I can never remember how to spell myrrh.

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  14. Jan 2

    First Eucharist of 2019 and I kept slipping into Rite I. Not sure what that’s foreshadowing...

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  15. Jan 2

    Nine Altar Guild ladies dancing?

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  16. Jan 2

    I’ve already written 2018 on a check. I always do that in January! LOL what’s a check?

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  17. Jan 1

    Just because tomorrow is the 9th Day of Christmas, and nine ladies will be dancing, liturgical dance is still not justified.

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  18. Jan 1

    Incredibly grateful for this. And to anyone who goes and does likewise.

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  19. Jan 1

    You know what’s not on my bucket list? Doing one of those New Year’s Day polar bear swims.

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  20. Jan 1

    I finally thought of a ! Block people on Facebook who send Happy New Year GIFs on Messenger.

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  21. Jan 1

    According to my Twitter feed, there are a surprising number of people who count the number of books they read each year. I had no idea.

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