this afternoon i met up with an old childhood friend who i've known for 20+ years. i was telling him a story and laughing, then he interjected with "you should smile more man, you're so handsome when you laugh". i felt sick. i made excuses to leave then blocked him on everything
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Da fuq did I just read

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*and then masturbated furiously
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Are you two... the same person?
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Yup, And I think he is in love with himself..
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