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@FatLunatic

the law is my anti-drug

Joined February 2013
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    14 hours ago

    The merch at this year's E3 is just impossibly lame.

    266 replies 5,327 retweets 13,892 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    fuck a 9 to 5 who tryna set sail on the mayflower & count these dubloons

    13 replies 3,003 retweets 8,647 likes
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    Jun 4

    At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread

    366 replies 21,396 retweets 65,507 likes
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    Jun 4

    This might be my new favorite headline/photo combo ever.

    670 replies 95,758 retweets 261,039 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 27
    Replying to

    18. the Jason bourne ones were my fav hahaha

    Chase DeOpsomer (zaflash)'s post on Vine
    Jesus Christ that's Jason bourne #jasonbourne #LOL
    View on Vine
    37 replies 4,420 retweets 9,205 likes
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    Jun 1

    I remember bowling against this fella on wii sports

    : Police release efit of man wanted in connection to robbery
    331 replies 57,770 retweets 150,003 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    liberté, égalité, fraternité, animé

    1 reply 9 retweets 49 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 31

    ah cool, good to know

    8 replies 164 retweets 876 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 30

    (dick gets caught in car door which drives away, rips it completely off along with half my torso, intestines spill everywhere) Holy Mackerel

    86 replies 3,681 retweets 16,548 likes
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    Jun 2

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    Jun 1

    i aspire to this level of pettiness

    466 replies 28,596 retweets 122,633 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    im booked all month 😳

    12 replies 374 retweets 1,164 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    Just imagine ISIS seeing this coming at them....

    17 replies 781 retweets 3,458 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 27

    time for my daily ritual

    10 replies 213 retweets 871 likes
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    May 27

    1,581 replies 83,105 retweets 207,876 likes
  16. Retweeted
    6 Sep 2015

    ME: ill take.. one Cruisp bird w/ extra bird sauce please KFC CLERK: Huh? ME: (gives him the Wink of Irony) KFC CLERK: Ah! The Wink of Irony

    27 replies 3,269 retweets 7,392 likes
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    May 25

    Get the popcorn ready... (via )

    306 replies 9,138 retweets 14,387 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 23

    Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC

    13 replies 905 retweets 2,737 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 22

    Blue pill: live a lie Red pill: see the truth even if it's fucked... Green pill: this is the money pill

    3 replies 47 retweets 363 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 21

    if u see a person over twenty on a bike they have a dui

    3 replies 27 retweets 136 likes

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