Fart Sandwich

@FartSandwich

Celebrity chef. Worst food writer ever. Contributor to Serious Eats, The A.V. Club, Thrillist, NewCity Chicago, and your mom's eHarmony online dating profile.

Chicago, IL, USA, The World
thepizzle.net
Geregistreerd in juni 2008
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    28 sep.

    So, this just happened.

    5 retweets 66 vind-ik-leuks
  2. 4 uur geleden

    FART BLASTER

    5 vind-ik-leuks
  3. 24 uur geleden

    FUCK YOUR LAUNDRY

    6 retweets 21 vind-ik-leuks
  4. 6 feb. 2014

    need a fart buddy to sniff and eat ass

    1 retweet
  5. 16 feb.

    where my fart freaks at

    3 retweets 2 vind-ik-leuks
  6. 4 jun. 2015

    where my fart lovers at

    4 retweets 4 vind-ik-leuks
  7. 6 jan. 2015

    where my fart lovers at

    1 retweet
  8. 25 okt.

    is hair vegan

    2 retweets 11 vind-ik-leuks
  9. 21 okt.

    I MADE A FRITO PIE PIE I CAN'T STOP I HAVE A PROBLEM

    3 retweets 21 vind-ik-leuks
  10. 20 okt.

    My favorite part about is that everybody describes it as "only okay."

    2 vind-ik-leuks
  11. 20 okt.

    Endless Shrimp "stopped" at 10:15. ENDLESS MY ASS

    2 retweets 8 vind-ik-leuks
  12. 20 okt.

    WHY

    1 vind-ik-leuk
  13. 20 okt.

    I'M AT RED LOBSTER AGAIN EATING ENDLESS SHRIMP AGAIN FOR THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN MONSTER

    1 retweet 33 vind-ik-leuks
  14. 19 okt.

    I love putting peanut butter on my pizzle, aka peepee, and giving it to my dog. Also I don't have a dog.

    Taste test time Dannis.
    4 vind-ik-leuks
  15. 19 okt.

    I ATE LIKE 10 SERVINGS OF ENDLESS SHRIMP I'M A FUCKING CHAMPION

    18 vind-ik-leuks
  16. 19 okt.

    FUCK YOU I'M AT THE GREATEST SEAFOOD RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD, RED LOBSTER

    17 vind-ik-leuks
  17. 18 okt.

    Martha do you sign excavated sternums

    I'll be tomorrow at 11am in Norwalk, CT signing my latest book, Vegetables. Would love to see you there!
    2 vind-ik-leuks
  18. 17 okt.

    I dreamed my mother had a vape pen. The future is now.

    5 vind-ik-leuks
  19. 17 okt.

    I say that should drop the blog and use pizza as his sole media output.

    1 retweet 10 vind-ik-leuks
  20. 17 okt.

    Hey , someone loves us!

    Fucking great pizza from Logan Square. I ate it all.
    4 vind-ik-leuks
  21. 17 okt.

    So, this happened today too. I've had a long amazing day.

    So happy to meet and her dog Bea and meet my beautiful son (pic by )
    11 vind-ik-leuks

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