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    Zoey  👻‏ @FartCaptor 9 Oct 2020

    It remains a major annoyance to me that movies keep using Hades as a villain and depicting him as some kind of budget Satan, ignoring his actual role/characterization in the Greek pantheon, just cuz they saw he's the Lord of the Underworld and immediately stopped thinking

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      2. Zoey  👻‏ @FartCaptor 9 Oct 2020

        Like, why even bother using Greek mythology in your story if you're just gonna lazily mash it into blatantly Christian shapes anyway

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      3. Zoey  👻‏ @FartCaptor 9 Oct 2020

        Like, the Greeks didn't regard him as evil either, but Ares is RIGHT THERE A god whose whole deal is glorifying violent, bloody conflict and killing for its own sake

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      2. Lost Maverick‏ @lostmaverick 9 Oct 2020
        Replying to @FartCaptor

        This was one of my biggest pet peeves about the Percy Jackson movies. The books got Hades right and the movies turned him into evil Mick Jagger (I did like the actor’s performance though)

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      3. The Colourblind Guy‏ @Osariik 10 Oct 2020
        Replying to @lostmaverick @FartCaptor

        The movies kinda tried to split Ares into Hades and Luke Castellan. The movies tried to change a lot of things and the movies ended up as dogshit.

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      2. Michael Maris‏ @Ed_The_Robot 9 Oct 2020
        Replying to @FartCaptor

        To paraphrase Hades from the first Percy Jackson book; “Why would I want to kill everybody?! That would just give me more work, and my job is tough enough as it is!”

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      3. Michael Maris‏ @Ed_The_Robot 9 Oct 2020
        Replying to @Ed_The_Robot @FartCaptor

        Hades from the game Hades is also pretty good. He is the game’s antagonist, but the conflict is ultimately a family feud born out of stubbornness rather than malice.

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      2. David Kogan  💖 💜 💙‏ @MultipleNights 9 Oct 2020
        Replying to @FartCaptor

        The kidnap of Persephone might have something to do with it.

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      3. Lynth‏ @AceLynth 9 Oct 2020
        Replying to @MultipleNights @FartCaptor

        Compared to the leader of the pantheon raping someone while disguised as a goose?

        3 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      2. Royce Miller‏ @Royce_A_Miller 10 Oct 2020
        Replying to @FartCaptor

        If I got to make the Disney remake of Hercules, I'd have Hera basically contracting Hades to get rid of Herc. That way, you keep the character everyone loves while paying respect to the story. But it would end with Herc forgiving Hera and punching Zeus into the Styx.

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      3. Royce Miller‏ @Royce_A_Miller 10 Oct 2020
        Replying to @Royce_A_Miller @FartCaptor

        Hades: He's gonna be furious when he gets out. Hera: You mean IF he gets out. Hades: If, if is good. Lightning crashing into the pit as Zeus swirls down the whirlpool to his fate.

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