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@FancyMcUsername

Follow for rants about books, fandoms, tech and other fun things! Praetorian by Guy de la Bédoyère. Immensely funny for an audience of none :/

Joined February 2017

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Dec 2017

    I have never related more to anything in my life

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    Hey there everybody, It's really easy to be hard on yourself this time of year. If you're tempted to do that, I'd like you to know that I just spent 15 minutes trying, and failing, to find maple syrup in a grocery store. In Canada. You're doing great. You are loved.

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    I tweet for the people who get anxiety in action movies when the city gets all torn up from heroes battling monsters. WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN THAT UP. DO YOU KNOW MUCH MONEY IT’S GOING TO COST TO FIX THAT

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    Dec 31

    when you’re sad or discouraged or feel like you’re worthless garbage, just remember: at least you’re not straight

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    If you see human suffering & you think this is not so important because "it's not yet Auschwitz"… 

Then, think again.
 We commemorate and educate about the tragic history of Auschwitz as we believe it should inspire people today to build a better & a more responsible world.

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    Jan 1

    Vi har en kvinnelig statsminister som var villig til å forhandle med abortrettighetene til andre kvinner for at hun selv skulle beholde makta. Ikke alle kvinner er på samme lag. Lenge leve mansplaining da

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  7. Jan 1

    Flirting with girls while being a girl is hard, and you have to be VERY clear on your intentions. I relate to this with my soul:

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    Hey, you glorious hot mess of a human being, whoever you are. Remember that someone out there needs you, or will need you, even if neither of you know it yet. Be safe tonight. Happy New Year.

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    Jan 1

    Å oppfatte andres sinne som irrasjonelt er en anledning til å sjekke sine egne privilegier. 3 enkle steg: 1. Jeg forstår ikke dette menneskets sinne. 2. Hva er det vedkommende opplever i sitt liv som jeg ikke opplever i mitt? 3. Ville jeg blitt sint om jeg opplevde det samme?

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  10. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2018

    Nei, men ein kan redusere risikoen for at idiotar skadar seg sjølv og andre.

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    31 Dec 2018

    Kjære alle saman! Kan vi først som sist verte einige om at privat oppskyting av fyrverkeri er ein hjernedaud uskikk som sporenstreks bør forbydast, og at alle personasjar som bryt forbodet skal forvisast til Bouvet-øya? Takk Koz + klemz Nils Henrik

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  12. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2018

    ...it's about respecting someone's right to define / label / name themselves and if they've taken the time to politely ask that you use a certain term, to deliberately refuse to do so is not only rude but an act of aggression

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  13. 31 Dec 2018

    Jeg veit det er trist ikke å se noen raketter, men det er bedre enn å skade seg selv og/eller andre. Jeg lover.

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  14. 31 Dec 2018

    Å sette andre folk — og særlig barn — i fare bare fordi du (eller dine barn!) vil se pene lys også midt i byen er faktisk bare dust.

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  15. 31 Dec 2018

    Så noen nå nettopp som fyrte opp i en knøttliten park omringa av blokker med småbarnsfamilier. Hadde rakettene stått BITTELITT skeivt på bakken hadde de gått rett inn i en blokk!

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  16. 31 Dec 2018

    @ alle tullingene som sender opp innafor Ring 2 i : SLUTT! Det er ulovlig fordi det er farlig! Gå opp i høyden eller bli hjemme!!!

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    7yo: I can’t go to bed, I’m too scared of dementors Me: dementors aren’t real Me: nothing in Harry Potter is real 7yo, scathingly: I guess 13 year old boys aren’t real? Schools aren’t real? GLASSES aren’t real? Me: you’re being deliberately obtuse 7yo: maybe PEOPLE aren’t real

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    30 Dec 2018

    But I also believe that white men need to lead that work. Because you're the ones whose competence isn't constantly in question.

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    30 Dec 2018

    This woman was arrested after yelling racial slurs and brandishing a knife at a Black couple

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    30 Dec 2018

    For real tho it's so ugly how often gender identity is the go-to *get the crowd back on my side* cudgel, for people trying to paint human compassion & respect as an irrational demand

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    28 Dec 2018

    Every time you leave out an Oxford comma, someone eats a kitten.

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