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Nov 18, 2022

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why you followed me- because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my twitter fam. 🫡

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Joe Montana is rolling in his grave

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Mad Dog Sports Radio

@MadDogRadio

"I don't think it would have been close." Deebo Samuel tells @AdamSchein the #Niners would have beaten the #Eagles by double digits if Brock Purdy didn't get hurt. Listen

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He’s gonna be the face of the league at some point - just a really charming dude.

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Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, asked about proving his critics wrong: “I had a purpose before anybody had an opinion.” ... “I know y’all liked that one.”

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This has to be an inside job at this point

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New Heights

@newheightshow

Uh oh

looks like they didn’t listen to the pod @tkelce @JasonKelce

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#grapfruit #coffee #kalanta #perfect

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Found my new arch enemy

tiktok.com

Dina_Kalanta on TikTok

Grapfruit coffee

that would be the most philly thing to ever happen

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msdr

@mdelrossi1

Replying to @FanSince09

You know what has me on full panic mode? The potential for three championship loses in a single year

I think part of whyI’m not really hyped is because Eagles got here by beating a dogshit joke of a team that didn’t belong in the playoffs and hasn’t been relevant since they exiled and blacklisted their superbowl QB for opposing police brutality

I dunno I was having panic attacks over the phillies playoffs

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matt duffy

@iammattduff

Replying to @FanSince09

"act like you've been there" mentality, king

Seriously I don’t l know why I’m not more hyped for the game. 5 years ago I couldn’t focus on anything else and threw up every day and couldn’t sleep.

I love that twitter swings from “calling a pundit a big dummy is horrible ableism”’to “maybe eat mentally challenged kids?” in single day

What the fuck is wrong with everybody?

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Aella

@Aella_Girl

Should it be legal or ethically okay to eat a child with a mental capacity lower than the smartest animal that is regularly consumed by your culture? (assume the parents consent)

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Zack Budryk

@BudrykZack

Stuff entering the public domain should be this vast expansion of the creative playground but people only want to use it to make movies of that Reddit thread about how the Rugrats are secretly dead

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Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

The upcoming PETER PAN-inspired horror movie will feature a “heavily obese” Tinkerbell who’s “recovering from drugs.” (hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n)

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As if anyone sees a green eagles SB patch jersey in 3XL anywhere hit me up and I’ll venmo you

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Why would Netflix buy something it would have to pay exorbitant licensing fees for on top of having to pay massive paychecks for Cavill, Gadot, Affleck etc? How would it even work if a rival streaming service literally owns the IP?

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Variety

@Variety

James Gunn Says Zack Snyder ‘Supports’ New DC Universe, Responds to Fans Urging Netflix to Buy SnyderVerse: It ‘Hasn’t Expressed Interest’ variety.com/2023/film/news

The NFCCG being over at halftime and then whole week in between have really kept me from being as hype as I should be for Sunday

Gonna put our a full page ad in the newspaper thanking the Big Ol Women for their support

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Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

The San Antonio Spurs are waiving center Dewayne Dedmon, freeing him to join another team, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

“Oh I should become a christian because of this 30 second spot”

When does Jesus’ album drop so I can stop seeing these ads and commercials everywhere?

Marxism Inokiism

@wrestlingbubble

Trek / Marry / Kill Podcast

It’s pretty telling that ostensibly liberal people have chosen to make an openly antisemitic Nazi cosplay group the real heroes

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Paul Massaro

@apmassaro3

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It arrived! Thank you, heroes. And congratulations on achieving the status of brigade! @azov_media @TheGandalf4308 @BohdanKrotevych

Need Drummond buyout

a scene where Neelix pours everyone shots of Teremana tequila “an ancient favorite from Earth”

could you imagine how insane the rock doing this episode today would be? Like weeks and weeks and weeks of “When I think about Gene Rodenberry’s legacy of hope…” videos for a 5 minute cameo

Had so much fun doing this and remembering the time the hierarchy of power in the Star Trek Universe changed forever.

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@trekmarrykpod

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With today being the anniversary of the #StarTrekVoyager episode "Tsunkatse" (aka the one with The Rock), check out our episode -- do Bryan, @andymoney69 and @FanSince09 Trek, Marry, or Kill it? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi

Burt Bacharach #DiedSuddenly from the jab

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I was just about to write Burt Bacharach a note, Robin

alyssa, go birds

@alyssakeiko

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lotta talk about hp in context of how rowling sucks as a human being and not enough about how it’s bad on its own merits and people should be embarrassed to be buying a video game of it in 2023

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juice thousand

@JuiceThousand

This sucks SO bad that I must insist that you watch it. It has to be seen. The weird Robin Williams guy does the hackiest Nicholson you can imagine. You gotta watch this

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Variety

@Variety

Jack Nicholson and John Belushi Feud in New Project From Filmmakers Behind Viral Robin Williams Short variety.com/2023/film/news

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We’re going to find out that he also really killed Nicole Brown-Simpson

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Caitlin Huey-Burns

@CHueyBurns

Scoop: CBS News has learned Santos' work for a company that allegedly orchestrated a Ponzi scheme attracted scrutiny from the SEC, according to a witness who has fielded questions from investigators. By @GrahamKates @jessicakegu and me. cbsnews.com/news/george-sa

He’s probably thrilled when he reads Eagles twitter

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Eagles Autism Foundation

@eaglesautism

Feb 7

“We try to make the Eagles as synonymous as possible with autism,” said Eagles Chairman and CEO, Jeffrey Lurie. Check out his full interview on the Eagles Autism Foundation from Opening Night at the Super Bowl! philadelphiaeagles.com/video/super-bo

Gonna start calling people who are not deeply mentally ill “civilians”

lol -4 wins for this?

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Sir Lahmacun

@grandthefttac0

Replying to @FanSince09

Poly people just refuse to accept that nobody gives a fuck that they’re poly it’s like the online athiest of lifestyles

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Gary Football

@BirdRespecter

Imagine being this delusional

There’s a lot of 2nds there’s Furk there’s Tisse there’s Tobi there’s room to get Seth, Drummond type maybe Bridges. O have a feeling they’ll do buyout market for a center - maybe Drummond will be there

Or get in the KD trade and get Bridges

Problem is Chicago now has a better shot with the Nets collapsing sonI don’t think they’d sell Drummond

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

Replying to @FanSince09

They should get Drummond back too so they just traded simmons for harden straight up

if the Nets are trading KD and I’m the Sixers I’m seeing what Seth costs

Feb 7

Transphobia aside nobody should support Harry Potter because its lame and for babies

I finally saw the “cau-fee” lady on tiktok who makes gross coffee drinks in fruit and I’m 100% convinced it’s a psyop that’s basically the broadcast from Videodrome that gives you brain cancer.

The problem is that so much time online spent calling a relationship between adults “grooming” ignored actual grooming and took the meaning and power of the word away which allowed the right to hijack and redefine it.

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Brianna F

@brifui15