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Him: the bathroom downstairs smells of wee, but it comes and goes. I don’t understand why it comes and goes! *puzzled face*
Me: um...Because I clean it? It goes when I clean it. And then the kids use it again?
Him: oh. *I did not realise that face*
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That is brilliant. Explains so much. <ironic dead pan expression>
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Did you beat him to death with the toilet duck? No jury would convict etc etc ...
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If I could like that a million times I would.
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Ah ! So that’s what happens
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We’ve had a self cleaning bathroom ever since we got married, wouldn’t you know, when my wife went into hospital last year it stopped working. Luckily she was able to mend it as soon as she came home.
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@TriciaCaputo - sound familiar
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Hahaha
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You must have little boys too, ugh
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Quite big boys actually, but yeah! Same old same old!
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