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  1. Apr 9

    "Underway" is now officially one word to avoid confusion with the "Under Way," a road to hell Elon Musk decided to build on a whim.

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  2. Apr 9

    NOTE: "internet" is lowercase; "THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" is always all-caps

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  3. Apr 6

    "Social Justice Warrior" on first use, "not an asshole" on subsequent uses.

    295 retweets 382 likes
  4. Apr 6

    Avoid "listicle" in favor of the full formal "left testicle."

    389 retweets 523 likes
  5. Apr 6

    Never bae on fleek with a slay queen who... what the hell is this shit? What are you asking me to type here?

    219 retweets 321 likes
  6. 14 Apr 2014

    Bureau Chiefs and are heightening the art of film criticism with the Movie Fighters podcast.

    2 retweets 10 likes
  7. 4 Apr 2014

    We surveyed 10,752 people about data visualization. The results:

    1,608 retweets 818 likes
  8. 19 Feb 2014

    Capitalize "Bitcoin" by converting it to grown-up money before the bottom drops out.

    314 retweets 234 likes
  9. 17 Feb 2014

    We have been nominated for the . Vote for us if you want to crush the and its cult.

    33 retweets 30 likes
  10. 13 Feb 2014

    FAPS co-founder Mark Hale is having a rough winter. If you've got a few bucks to spare, it would help tremendously.

    31 retweets 11 likes
  11. 6 Feb 2014

    Journalists, please be respectful when covering these, the last Winter Olympics ever.

    108 retweets 70 likes
  12. 6 Feb 2014

    We honestly don't know how we're managing to offer usage guidelines with these accommodations. We are heroes.

    51 retweets 41 likes
  13. 6 Feb 2014

    JOURNALISTS: Do not look for a series of smaller and better hotel rooms hidden inside your current one.

    209 retweets 123 likes
  14. 6 Feb 2014

    You are here to cover the Olympics in Russia. Quit looking over at Sarah Palin's house.

    620 retweets 306 likes
  15. 6 Feb 2014

    It's not technically gay if you're also huddling together for warmth.

    121 retweets 81 likes
  16. 6 Feb 2014

    Not ll r icles on the So hi Olympi s re re dy for immedi e public ion

    86 retweets 49 likes
  17. 6 Feb 2014

    Terrorist bombs are denoted "BOOM!" Collapsing infrastructure is denoted "FWOOM!"

    92 retweets 56 likes
  18. 6 Feb 2014

    The Russian language doesn't use articles. Neither do Russian news outlets.

    138 retweets 82 likes
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  20. 31 Jan 2014

    Need writing about the 's ads? This excerpt from our book can help.

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