This thread should be required reading for anyone considering any kind of serious meditation practice. Yes, meditation works. Yes, awakening is real. But sign on the dotted line before you hurt yourself.https://twitter.com/euvieivanova/status/982981406279258112 …
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Before awakening, you need a meditation teacher. After awakening, you need a therapist.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
Hurting yourself, who gives a fuck? You're enlightened, you ain't hurting nobody... It's hurting everyone else that's the real big problem.
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Replying to @Triquetrea
I'm having trouble parsing this comment. Say more?
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
I replied to the wrong tweet. It's a joke about "before you hurt yourself". Wot self, m8? Wot self?
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Replying to @Triquetrea
Wait, so who replied to the wrong tweet? There is no distinction between tweets. They are mere temporary phenomenal appearances empty of self-nature.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
Careful with those shrooms, pal. They can really throw you for a loop.
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Replying to @Triquetrea
This isn't even a joke. Shrooms will actually make you talk like this. What do you think those Tibetans are doing in their caves? They're tripping balls, that's what.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
I know shrooms make most people talk like this. Not me, though. I just spend all my time on shrooms trolling my high friends into severe exasperation.
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You would be the last person I'd want to take shrooms with. And I mean that as a complement.
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