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Failed Buddhist

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Human, student, non-Buddhist Buddhist, intellectual masochist. Confident only of my own ignorance. Don't believe anything I say.

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    1. Failed Buddhist‏ @Failed_Buddhist Mar 31
      Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @Triquetrea @chagmed

      I was gonna remove the tweet because it's pretty much serves no function, but I do think that it sparked an informative conversation as to why these kinds of sound-bytes aren't useful. (Along with some entertaining banter.)

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    2. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 31
      Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @Triquetrea

      please don't delete the tweets. we will need them for your upcoming thought crimes trial at The Hague.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    3. Failed Buddhist‏ @Failed_Buddhist Mar 31
      Replying to @chagmed @Triquetrea

      My profile will probably be admitted as evidence in a court room one day, after my rise and inevitable fall as a guru. Can I plead not guilty by reason of enlightenment?

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 31
      Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @chagmed

      You can tell this story is fiction because it presumes you'll ever be enlightened.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      Failed Buddhist‏ @Failed_Buddhist Mar 31
      Replying to @Triquetrea @chagmed

      Since when do you have to be enlightened to be a successful guru? All you need is a good lawyer.

      4:48 PM - 31 Mar 2018
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        2. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 31
          Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @Triquetrea

          As soon as I started teaching Dharma, I hired myself a nice Jewish lawyer

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        3. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 31
          Replying to @chagmed @Failed_Buddhist

          You teach? You're killing me.

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        4. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 31
          Replying to @Triquetrea @Failed_Buddhist

          I'm a shitty teacher

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        5. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 31
          Replying to @chagmed @Failed_Buddhist

          I'm a shitty student. We should team up.

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        6. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 31
          Replying to @Triquetrea @Failed_Buddhist

          Humans are a shitty species. They deserve us both.

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        7. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 31
          Replying to @chagmed @Failed_Buddhist

          Pretty sure we deserve worse than this. But, not to worry, there's plenty worse to come.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        8. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 31
          Replying to @Triquetrea @Failed_Buddhist

          agreed: those Star Wars sequels will never end

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 31
          Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @chagmed

          You know, this is probably completely accurate.

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