please don't delete the tweets. we will need them for your upcoming thought crimes trial at The Hague.
I was gonna remove the tweet because it's pretty much serves no function, but I do think that it sparked an informative conversation as to why these kinds of sound-bytes aren't useful. (Along with some entertaining banter.)
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My profile will probably be admitted as evidence in a court room one day, after my rise and inevitable fall as a guru. Can I plead not guilty by reason of enlightenment?
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You can tell this story is fiction because it presumes you'll ever be enlightened.
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Since when do you have to be enlightened to be a successful guru? All you need is a good lawyer.
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As soon as I started teaching Dharma, I hired myself a nice Jewish lawyer
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You teach? You're killing me.
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I'm a shitty teacher
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I'm a shitty student. We should team up.
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