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Human, student, non-Buddhist Buddhist, intellectual masochist. Confident only of my own ignorance. Don't believe anything I say.

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Joined January 2017

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    1. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 23

      People sometimes get confused and decide to praise the Norwegian work ethic. It's not work ethic. It's five big cups of coffee a day.

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    2. Sindre‏ @Triquetrea Mar 23

      Much like the Nazi efficiency was less a cultural trait, more society-wide amphetamine abuse.

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    3. Failed Buddhist‏ @Failed_Buddhist Mar 23
      Replying to @Triquetrea

      To be fair, basically everyone was ingesting amphetamines like caffeine at that point, even in the US.

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    4. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 23
      Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @Triquetrea

      Don't knock amphetamines I don't use them But my grandma used to

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    5. Failed Buddhist‏ @Failed_Buddhist Mar 23
      Replying to @chagmed @Triquetrea

      Your grandma used to be my dealer, but she hasn't been returning my calls. What's going on?

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    6. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 23
      Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @Triquetrea

      she overdosed. sorry.

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      Failed Buddhist‏ @Failed_Buddhist Mar 23
      Replying to @chagmed @Triquetrea

      That's a shame, I'm sorry to hear it. She was a legend. Once watched her cook an ounce of meth in a Home Depot restroom. Best shit I've ever had.

      3:00 PM - 23 Mar 2018
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        1. Chāgmé‏ @chagmed Mar 23
          Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @Triquetrea

          I miss her. When I was a kid, she would send me to the hardware store with a shopping list and a few hundred dollars. I'd roll my red wagon back home stocked with acetone, ammonia, toluene, sulfuric acid, and god knows what else. Good times.

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