That was a clever response, but it's one I've heard a thousand times over from Rabbis who believe the world to be 6,000 years old. And if Shakyamuni himself told me in a lucid dream that Dudjom Lingpa was full of shit, what then?
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
Did he? Did Shakyamuni himself tell you in a lucid dream Dudjom Lingpa was full of shit? No. Then, I suggest you wait TILL IT HAPPENS MOTHERFUCKER.
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Replying to @ShibumiKiDo
Fine. He told me in a non-lucid dream. Guess I'll have to get back to you after I summon him in a lucid dream and my subconscious has him tell me what I want to hear.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
You know nobody told you shit. You're guessing. You haven't woken up. Do the work, fucking wake up, & then teach, you idiot.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
When you get on Twitter & tell people that they probably cannot stop their thinking, nor would that be desirable, you're trying to teach them something, are you not?
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Replying to @ShibumiKiDo
You're right. Let me rephrase that. I never proclaimed to teach Buddhism.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist
You're teaching something, and it's not right. Wake up first. Not in the Buddhist sense, just fucking wake up first.
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Replying to @ShibumiKiDo
Seems to me that your definition of waking up is coming to agreement with your own views. This is part of what is wrong with institutionalized Buddhism. If I don't agree with you, or have different ways of communicating to a specific audience, then I'm just not awake enough.
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Replying to @Failed_Buddhist @ShibumiKiDo
Maybe you're awake in a way that I'm not. Maybe I'm awake in a way that you're not. Maybe both. Maybe neither. I'm not interested in having a dick-measuring contest of enlightenment - that nonsense is a hobby for Buddhist politicians.
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Until we invent an enlightenment meter, no one owns the dharma. I trust the useful things the dharma has taught me; I'm not gonna wait until I shapeshift into a rainbow to share what I've learned from my own experience.
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