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    1. Ahsha Safai 安世輝‏Verified account @Ahsha_Safai Jul 6

      Ahsha Safai 安世輝 Retweeted Dion Lim

      We lost the flagship Gap in Union Square - if we don’t deal with organized retail crime I fear many other stores will close.https://twitter.com/DionLimTV/status/1412270903312850945 …

      Ahsha Safai 安世輝 added,

      0:25
      Dion LimVerified account @DionLimTV
      SFPD confirms this shoplifting incident at Neiman Marcus in Union Square at about 5:49 pm. A man I spoke w/tonite says his wife works in area, saw it happen & sent me this video which is circulating online. Handbags at Palo Alto NM were also stolen in a similar fashion in May pic.twitter.com/KOSY8sbaGO
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      297 replies 61 retweets 296 likes
    2. Walter Thompson‏Verified account @YourProtagonist Jul 6
      Replying to @Ahsha_Safai

      What's your plan for dealing with organized retail crime

      8 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
    3. Ahsha Safai 安世輝‏Verified account @Ahsha_Safai Jul 6
      Replying to @YourProtagonist

      We sent a letter of inquiry for a coordinated plan to our Police Chief and District Attorney - we will also follow up with additional legislation.

      32 replies 3 retweets 18 likes
    4. Facepalm Reports‏ @FacepalmReports Jul 7
      Replying to @Ahsha_Safai @YourProtagonist

      I mean your police force keeps arresting criminals… but @chesaboudin keeps letting them go claiming “not enough evidence”. Seems like there’s never enough evidence with him.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. LeilaniSF‏ @sf_leilani Jul 21
      Replying to @FacepalmReports @Ahsha_Safai and

      Please give specific cases. Spouting a unverified statement is ridiculous and lazy.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Facepalm Reports‏ @FacepalmReports Jul 21
      Replying to @sf_leilani @Ahsha_Safai and

      They could have easily proceeded without DNA.https://sfist.com/2021/05/21/da-boudin-pushes-back-on-police-about-evidence-delay-in-shooting-case-involving-murder-suspect-robert-newt/ …

      1:41 PM - 21 Jul 2021
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        1. Facepalm Reports‏ @FacepalmReports Jul 21
          Replying to @FacepalmReports @sf_leilani and

          Feel free to look up more.

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