FISA Court

Today, we're pleased to announce our new fingerprinting initiative, Touch ID.

Remember @Verizon's Share Everything plan? Hahaha.

Apologies for the hiatus. Took temporary consulting gig advising Zimmerman jury on how to ignore the law.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TO THE PUBLIC:

James Robertson is a buttface. #pclob

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In the case of ██████████ v. US (2013), we find in favor of the US. Duh.

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Response to FOIA Request #89,137: █████ ████ ██ ██████ █ ███████ ███ ████ ██████ ████ ██ █████ the ███████ █ ██████ ███ █████ ████ ██.

PR Brainstorming Memo: 1) ██████ ████ ██ 2) ████ █████ 3) "Redaction Action" video à la "Schoolhouse Rock" 4) █ ███ ██████ ███

██ ████ "probable cause" ███ █ █████ hereinafter ██████ ████ "can probably find cause".

████ ██ ██████ staff references to special needs doctrine as “retarded law” ██████ ██ ███ █████ Please cease immediately.

Inappropriate for staff ██ █████ ██ the Chief Justice ███████ █████████ █████ "Palpatine" or "Voldemort".

Judicial oversight ████████ █████ █ ███████ very 1800s ███ ████ ████████, more accurately referred to as "judicial overlords".

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EPIC seeking injunction ██████ █ ██████ violates civil liberties ████████ blah blah ████████ ███ ██████ legalistic argle-bargle

Our rulings have more black than a Paula Deen wedding.

Transparency (noun): That thing high school math teachers use to solve problems on the overhead. No other known definitions.

We the People of the ██████ ██████, ██ █████ ██ ████ █ ████ ███████ █████, █████████ ███████, ██████ ████████ ███████████.