F. Bill McMorrisVerified account

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 18

    "That this nation, under [Redacted], shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the neurotic, by the neurotic, for the neurotic, shall not perish from the Earth"

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  2. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    I have always thought clothes with writing on them are vulgar.

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  3. 8 hours ago

    Tell me she's not going to the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast tomorrow bc one of us would have to change

    . is at the Met Gala. The back of her dress reads "TAX THE RICH."
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    8 hours ago
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  5. 14 hours ago

    This can't be real. It's too on the nose.

    Before the cameras arrived vs after… COVID theater. This is why we don’t trust these people
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  6. 15 hours ago

    The Chinese oligarchy's sole virtue is that it likes cigarettes. Naturally, this is the only interest US oligarchs rejected

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  7. 16 hours ago

    The cure for this is to have children and witness innocence again in all it's screaming glory. Neurotic 30 Somethings: I'll be happy once I can stream Hey Arnold at a Thai fusion tapas place

    The 90s were not good you just miss when you were young and innocent.
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  8. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Always thought it was fucked up how firefighters got to slide down the pole but the dalmation got thrown through the pole hole.

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  9. Retweeted
    Sep 11

    A No-Hitter doesn't count if it's more than one pitcher

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  10. Sep 11

    And instead, all he'll have to show for it are some patriotic cleats

    Pete Alonso's only goal in life is to hit a HR on 9/11
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  11. Sep 11

    Pete Alonso's only goal in life is to hit a HR on 9/11

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    The bank teller He destroyed his cage Yes YES The teller is out

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  13. Sep 10

    All the actual terrorists are in the Humvees and Mercedes we supplied. We just picked a dude in a Toyota at random and blew him up so we could keep to the withdrawal deadline. At least Biden feels tough though

    The final act of the U.S. war in Afghanistan was a drone strike in Kabul that killed 10 people. Our latest investigation shows how a man the military saw as an "imminent threat" and "ISIS facilitator" was actually an aid worker returning to his family:
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  14. Sep 10

    Health insurance companies have succeeded the CIA/NSA as the White Knights of liberal fantasy

    📌If the insurance industry would simply refuse to cover the unvaccinated, we'd have a helluva lot less unvaccinated ...
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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 10
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    We also need a “public health” sector that disproportionately attracts hypochondriacs, raving lunatics, and control freaks

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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    Reply and I'll give you an original catchphrase for your unlimited personal use in business, life, and love.

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  17. Sep 10

    A 4th Estate composed of hyper-literalist wealthy graduates with degrees in grievance studies is the only thing keeping this Republic going

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    Sep 10

    My full special out for free on YouTube

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    Sep 10

    That grade (3.4 as I screenshoot it) is from a very small sample, but (1) it is still impossible for me to imagine this movie being good; and (2) this theater in the middle of DC has three screens

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  20. Sep 10

    I picture Earl Weaver armed with a crowbar storming into the bowels of a stadium in search of the server room

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    The automated strike zone appears to be going well in the Atlantic League!
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  21. Sep 10

    Has political casualty aversion ever achieved anything of substance? One could argue it plays a role in nomination fights down the road, but legislatively it is a dead end via

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