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I've never told this to anyone before, but here goes. Picture me, an 8 year old kid. Now picture Norm MacDonald: top of the world. On SNL, already achieving legend status on Weekend Update No reason he should care about some 2nd grader, right? Well listen, because (1/8)
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“Are you sure?” Anthony Kennedy upon discovering this statue isn’t about him
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A new statue atop a New York City courthouse. The artist says it’s part of an “urgent and necessary cultural reckoning underway as New York reconsiders traditional representations of power in public spaces and recasts civic structures to better reflect 21st-century social mores.”
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Thankfully, there aren’t legions of ideologues jumping at the bit to fill this void
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New @PewResearch survey of parents with children under age 18 finds only a third of parents believe it’s important for kids to share their religious beliefs Bucking this trend, a majority of evangelicals desire to nurture Christian beliefs in their kids julieroys.com/pew-survey-pas
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A new statue atop a New York City courthouse. The artist says it’s part of an “urgent and necessary cultural reckoning underway as New York reconsiders traditional representations of power in public spaces and recasts civic structures to better reflect 21st-century social mores.”
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Devout Catholic Biden locks up priests for using the same tactics as his activists (minus the arson)
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‼️PRO-LIFE ACTIVIST PRIEST CONVICTED OF VIOLATING FACE ACT‼️ Today, Jan 23rd, 2023, pro-life priest Fr. Fidelis Moscinski was found guilty of a federal FACE violation for an alleged “lock and block” Rescue at a PlannedParenthood abortion facility in Hempstead, NY on July 7, 2022 twitter.com/paaunow/status…
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‼️PRO-LIFE ACTIVIST PRIEST CONVICTED OF VIOLATING FACE ACT‼️ Today, Jan 23rd, 2023, pro-life priest Fr. Fidelis Moscinski was found guilty of a federal FACE violation for an alleged “lock and block” Rescue at a PlannedParenthood abortion facility in Hempstead, NY on July 7, 2022
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BREAKING! Father Fidelis has been found guilty of violating the FACE Act in New York federal court. His sentencing has been scheduled for April 24th. Solidarity with political prisoners and rescuers everywhere. #BringBackRescue
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Only Harris would think it’s a good idea to try to stealth edit the only part of the Declaration everyone knows
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Here is Vice President Kamala Harris omitting the inalienable right to life when referencing the Declaration of Independence in defense of Roe v. Wade. whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/
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My 4 yo pronounces Hercules the same way Eddie Murphy did in the Nutty Professor. I do not plan on ever correcting her.
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If *both* your lives depended on it, Tate and crew have made it pretty clear they are leaving you at the bottom of the staircase
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Why do most guys who like Andrew Tate look like warriors, while most guys who hate him look like they couldn’t carry someone my size up a flight of stairs if our lives depended on it?
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newsweek.com/corporate-abor “Corporate America must remember why it exists in the first place: to help families thrive. The most important place in America is not the office building but the family home. Work life must serve family life, not the other way around" via
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“Drive very fast into something very hard” No wonder you want to kill yourself you overwriting emo b**** “Drive fast into something hard” One adverb is fine “Drive rapidly fast into something adamantine hard” In all my years as an MFA suicide note consultant…
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There are plenty of videos and stills of Hunter Biden shirtless with narcotics, but every media outlet chooses the photo of him w/ a cigarette. That is true rock bottom to them.
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Every time my girls go to DC’s basilica they come back debating which Marian apparition is the prettiest. And I now realize that girls aged toddler to 11 are pretty much teenage boys Our Lady of China is on each of their shortlists
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