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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 May 2016

    "Mr. President, you'd look great with a hair erection, grow one when you leave office" IS LITERALLY WHAT I JUST SAID

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    Jan 1
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  3. 14 Dec 2018

    I normally don’t post this kind of thing, but this video of a soldier’s dog seeing him for the first time in 3 years legitimately made me emotional.

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    . & explain how they turned online fame into real world empires. "American Meme" is now streaming.

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  5. 31 Oct 2018

    Brooklyn Halloween Update: A 7 year old dressed as Rambo wielding a gluten free baguette for a gun knocked on a door for a treat, asked the woman her preferred pronouns (she/her), and got a GMO-free Cacao ball covered in raw Manuka honey, which he put in his sustainable tote bag.

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  6. 22 Oct 2018

    OPEN FOR A SURPRISE

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  7. Retweeted
    18 Oct 2018

    ., , , Kirill Bichutsky, , and star in doc 'The American Meme' — hitting in December 2018

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  8. Retweeted
    10 Oct 2018

    Because making a good music 🎶 takes time and because Life is A Big Audition💃🏾🕺🏿 .

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  9. Retweeted
    5 Oct 2018

    This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh

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  10. 22 Sep 2018

    BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST CHICKEN NUGGETS, DON’T @ ME

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  11. 17 Sep 2018
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  12. 7 Sep 2018

    Hey guys, just letting you know that i still don't fucking understand bitcoin!

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    . is all of us watching the drama go down at rn.

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  14. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2018

    In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

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  15. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2018

    . and get to live the dream and hang out with a bunch of horses and donkeys in the newest ep of on

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  16. Retweeted
    24 Jul 2018

    One of the biggest social media influencers in the game has a word of advice: Get a real job. "I just think people need to learn how to actually build things from the ground up," says

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  17. Retweeted
    24 Jul 2018

    . knows you're burnt out on social media. That's why he's making wine.

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  18. Retweeted
    16 Jul 2018

    Be cautious of a Cancer offspring🤔 (starring /) 🔗 Read your weekly Horrorscope:

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    "I’m sure there’s some superfans out there but, like, get a tattoo and f–king prove it.” - 🙌🏻

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  20. 6 Jul 2018

    Upon first glance I legitimately thought that was Britney Spears in a photo with Charlie Sheen

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  21. 6 Jul 2018

    There is no fucking Drake song that requires this level of intensity.

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