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MY MOM FUCKED SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN 1971 (seriously) PRONOUNS: WE/THEM/BOYS

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SHAKESPEARE COULD NEVER WRITE SOME SHIT LIKE THIS *1,000 CHEFS KISSES*
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Kondomless Klown King Tristan Thompson Kries Krocodile Tears To Khloé Over Infant Indiscretion, Apologizes For Rampant Raw Doggery bit.ly/3eVWnrD
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BOSSIP UNDEFEATED
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Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency (Image via OLIVIER DOULIERY / Getty) bossip.com/1976637/joe-bi
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Doing an interview with High Times Magazine at 4:20 on 4/20 in the month of 4/20 was seriously a fucking dream come true.
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Josh Ostrovsky (@FATJEW) talks sex workers, dolphin tranquilizers, “dad weed” culture and much more in this lengthy interview. bit.ly/31diaUP
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Nobody in NYC has gotten a manicure for months and cuticles are looking TRASH. So me and built a socially distanced 'Rona-free mani truck, it's like a glory hole for your hands. It costs $0, find us soon in cities everywhere. (not you Florida, get your shit together)
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ATTACK OF THE 50 FT EMRATA. I’m so excited to share w/ you guys that I am now a part of @webroughtwine consciously coupling w/ my good friend, wine visionary & fellow entrepreneur is an actual dream. Watch out for powerful billboards like this one to take over your town
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I normally don’t post this kind of thing, but this video of a soldier’s dog seeing him for the first time in 3 years legitimately made me emotional.
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Brooklyn Halloween Update: A 7 year old dressed as Rambo wielding a gluten free baguette for a gun knocked on a door for a treat, asked the woman her preferred pronouns (she/her), and got a GMO-free Cacao ball covered in raw Manuka honey, which he put in his sustainable tote bag.
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Upon first glance I legitimately thought that was Britney Spears in a photo with Charlie Sheen
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.@lilpump's "Drug Addict" video features Charlie Sheen. thefader.com/2018/07/04/lil
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PROTECT BOSSIP AT ALL COSTS
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After Recently Discovering Racism Exists, Black Peen Whisperer Kim K. Met With Our Poon-Grabby Pinky Toenail Of A President To Discuss Prison Reform. Peep The Pettiest Reactions Here: dlvr.it/QVksPf pic.twitter.com/opNbkmCeyM
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