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You can't get an STD if you never get tested.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 May 2016

    "Mr. President, you'd look great with a hair erection, grow one when you leave office" IS LITERALLY WHAT I JUST SAID

    38 replies 298 retweets 1,480 likes
  2. May 26

    Everything is better slo-mo, like me running on a beach with my Shrek body. I DON’T THINK YOU’RE READY FOR THIS JELLY

    3 replies 6 retweets 31 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 24

    Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack

    2,785 replies 76,789 retweets 171,981 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 9

    .'s tribute band played with and they're actually really great: (watch)

    2 replies 22 retweets 122 likes
  5. Retweeted
    10 Aug 2012

    What is she thinking?

    1,113 replies 36,112 retweets 39,373 likes
  6. Apr 6

    . you are Syriasly a complete and total shitbag

    26 replies 131 retweets 562 likes
  7. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2010

    Ok I'm in the studio and I think I just smoked crack and im crying cause I'm not gonna stop. Can anyone help me ?lol

    550 replies 55,737 retweets 54,379 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    What a crazy fun day hanging out with my boy Josh & drawing his new tattoo. 😹

    and
    49 replies 137 retweets 823 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    When Drake is traveling and hears a slang word he's never heard before.

    395 replies 69,600 retweets 154,822 likes
  10. Retweeted
    23 Oct 2014

    🌱🌱This backyard 👌🌱🌱

    382 replies 5,416 retweets 8,969 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    Who else wants a lap dance from 🙋

    1 reply 14 retweets 62 likes
  12. Feb 26

    The Best Picture fuck up is all anyone will talk about regarding the Oscars, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT SLEEPING LIKE A BOSS

    12 replies 359 retweets 1,437 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    IRL in chicago tmrw. get there early doors are at 5:30 💥

    and
    22 replies 102 retweets 653 likes
  14. Feb 8

    THIS ADDS UP TO 101% YOU FUCKING TURD SANDWICH.

    'Immigration Ban Is One Of Trump's Most Popular Orders So Far'
    23 replies 354 retweets 855 likes
  15. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2016

    I keep it G in the streets.

    77 replies 4,299 retweets 5,601 likes
  16. Jan 21

    I'D HATE TO BE THE GUY THAT PISSED OFF ALL THESE WOMEN

    7 replies 179 retweets 562 likes
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    Jan 11

    This is a first! ​ showed up in our audience and asked Wendy a question she's never been asked before!

    22 replies 55 retweets 301 likes
  18. Retweeted
    15 Oct 2011

    It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

    302 replies 22,372 retweets 14,961 likes
  19. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2016

    NYE

    , and
    1 reply 29 retweets 132 likes
  20. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2016

    I've never heard more girls slurring & screaming at each other that they're beautiful. Can you tell we had White Girl Rosé?

    1 reply 5 retweets 19 likes
  21. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2016

    . made an action movie with called ‘The Peach Panther’

    4 replies 34 retweets 123 likes

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