FAKEGRIMLOCK

@FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR! WRITE CODE, DRINK COFFEE, KICK ASS.

ME IN DC.
Joined September 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 May 2017

    THE WORLD IS DARK. BE THE FIRE.

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  2. Sep 5
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  3. Sep 5

    THIS GET MORE ACCURATE ALL THE TIME.

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  4. Aug 12

    STUPID PEOPLE CLICK MORE ADS. THAT WHY SOCIAL MEDIA MADE FOR THEM.

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 11

    We’re hiring a “Senior Security Engineer, Smart Contracts” at . DM or come find me at the party later or at the BCOS Village today & tomorrow to chat about the role.

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  6. Aug 5

    ALF HAPPENED. YOUR IDEA PROBABLY LESS DUMB THAN ALF.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 28
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    Former founder, software developer, capable of building first versions of software quickly. Want to join startup with traction and help launch new products or expand feature to fuel growth while creating a positive culture. Prefer SaaS, open to different roles/industries.

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  8. Jul 20

    YOU USA TECH? WANT TO FLIP USA? VOLUNTEER TECH FOR CAMPAIGN THAT NEED YOU.

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  9. Jul 20

    TALENT, DRIVE? MONEY YOU PUT ON TABLE. NOT CARDS.

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  10. Jun 27

    TIME TO FIGHT.

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  11. Jun 25

    POLITICS IS HOUSE ON FIRE. IGNORE FIRE GET YOU ASHES.

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  12. Jun 23
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  13. Jun 23

    THINGS BOTH “STARUP” AND “FIX WORLD” RARE NOW. THAT MEAN NEW CYCLE ABOUT TO START. LOOK FOR NOT QUITE IMPOSSIBLE, IGNORE SLIGHTLY BETTER.

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  14. Jun 19
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  15. Jun 16

    STOP LETTING OTHER PEOPLE’S FUTURE HAPPEN TO YOU. START MAKING YOURS HAPPEN TO THEM.

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  16. Jun 16

    GET MAD. GET ORGANIZED. GET OUT THERE.

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  17. Jun 16

    BEST SOURCE FOR WHAT CUSTOMERS WANT: CUSTOMERS.

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  18. Jun 14

    WHEN SOME ASSHOLE FUCKING UP EVERYONE’S SHIT, IT OK TO USE BAD WORD.

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  19. Jun 13

    RACOON MADE IT. NOW BACK TO EVERYTHING TERRIBLE ON TWITTER.

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  20. Jun 12

    THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE I'VE MET: 1. ESCAPED. FOR NOW.

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  21. Jun 11
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