FAKEGRIMLOCK

@FAKEGRIMLOCK

ME GIANT ROBOT STARTUP DINOSAUR! WRITE CODE, DRINK COFFEE, KICK ASS.

ME IN DC.
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Joined September 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 May 2017

    THE WORLD IS DARK. BE THE FIRE.

    7 replies 109 retweets 224 likes
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  2. Sep 5

    THIS ONE TOO.

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  3. Sep 5

    THIS GET MORE ACCURATE ALL THE TIME.

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  4. Aug 12

    STUPID PEOPLE CLICK MORE ADS. THAT WHY SOCIAL MEDIA MADE FOR THEM.

    3 replies 4 retweets 19 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 11

    We’re hiring a “Senior Security Engineer, Smart Contracts” at . DM or come find me at the party later or at the BCOS Village today & tomorrow to chat about the role.

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  6. Aug 5

    ALF HAPPENED. YOUR IDEA PROBABLY LESS DUMB THAN ALF.

    The bar was ALF-low. And is again, apparently. PITCH YOUR STUFF, EVERYONE. Have the confidence of the people who said “ALF should be a show.” Twice.
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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 28
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    Former founder, software developer, capable of building first versions of software quickly. Want to join startup with traction and help launch new products or expand feature to fuel growth while creating a positive culture. Prefer SaaS, open to different roles/industries.

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  8. Jul 20

    YOU USA TECH? WANT TO FLIP USA? VOLUNTEER TECH FOR CAMPAIGN THAT NEED YOU.

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  9. Jul 20

    TALENT, DRIVE? MONEY YOU PUT ON TABLE. NOT CARDS.

    Of course he is. They probably all are. The assertion was hyperbole to make this point: It isn’t their genius that made them masters of the universe, it was luck. I know hundreds of hard-working tech geniuses who don’t have billions of dollars. It isn’t about the genius.
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  10. Jun 27

    TIME TO FIGHT.

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  11. Jun 25

    POLITICS IS HOUSE ON FIRE. IGNORE FIRE GET YOU ASHES.

    1 reply 2 retweets 8 likes
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  12. Jun 23

    ATTN: MOVIE HUMANS. DO THIS. CAST IN IT.

    Hollywood: call me the next time you want a volcano in your movie. We can make a hella badass force of nature that's also scientifically acurate and very sexy. I will help! Please. Let me help. Science can be your friend, I promise.
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  13. Jun 23

    THINGS BOTH “STARUP” AND “FIX WORLD” RARE NOW. THAT MEAN NEW CYCLE ABOUT TO START. LOOK FOR NOT QUITE IMPOSSIBLE, IGNORE SLIGHTLY BETTER.

    5 retweets 11 likes
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  14. Jun 19

    THIS TRUE. FOR EVERYTHING.

    NEVER assume you are smarter or know more than your audience. NEVER assume you are better than your audience. NEVER assume your audience has hidden motives or an agenda in their criticisms. If you do, you won't HAVE an audience. And you don't DESERVE one.
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  15. Jun 16

    STOP LETTING OTHER PEOPLE’S FUTURE HAPPEN TO YOU. START MAKING YOURS HAPPEN TO THEM.

    1 reply 9 retweets 35 likes
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  16. Jun 16

    GET MAD. GET ORGANIZED. GET OUT THERE.

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  17. Jun 16

    BEST SOURCE FOR WHAT CUSTOMERS WANT: CUSTOMERS.

    Replying to @andrewtye
    Talk to customers
    1 reply 9 retweets 27 likes
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  18. Jun 14

    WHEN SOME ASSHOLE FUCKING UP EVERYONE’S SHIT, IT OK TO USE BAD WORD.

    3 retweets 25 likes
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  19. Jun 13

    RACOON MADE IT. NOW BACK TO EVERYTHING TERRIBLE ON TWITTER.

    1 reply 3 retweets 26 likes
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  20. Jun 12

    THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE I'VE MET: 1. ESCAPED. FOR NOW.

    3 replies 8 retweets 49 likes
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  21. Jun 11

    DO THIS.

    It’s not the technology that matters. It’s the humans that matter. Find great people who you enjoy, who treat you well. And work with them on whichever tech stack they want. The tech stack does not matter. What you are making does.
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