Esra Erol

@EzyEggroll

I write things and I eat carbs.

New York, NY
ezyeggroll.tumblr.com
Joined March 2010
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  1. Apr 13

    I've had so many croissants in the past week that I'm pretty sure I could hibernate easily.

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  2. Apr 10

    A long time ago (last week I think) In a galaxy far, far way( ) THIS happened! Happy Birthday Daisy!

    12:05 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    76,257 retweets 117,006 likes
  3. Apr 7

    No bra hack will ever change my life because bras are evil and they cannot be defeated.

    1 like
  4. Apr 7

    Looks like Scully was wearing "Lolita" before blessed us with it.

    8:02 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
  5. Apr 6

    If this is hell, I want in.

    8:53 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
  6. Apr 6

    I'll be dreaming of bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches tonight. Because I had a bitchin' one this morning.

  7. Apr 5

    I'm already thinking of what I want for breakfast.

  8. Apr 5

    I went to Zumba for the first time today and I was like Liz Lemon at a Liz Lemon Party.

    6:34 PM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
  9. Apr 4

    A text to my friend: Gonna head home, shave my legs, the. I'll head on over.

    1 like
  10. Apr 3

    Adorable girl wants police cats since there are police dogs

    1:03 PM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
    211 retweets 475 likes
  11. Apr 3

    Cat hugs > Human hugs

    12:54 PM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
  12. Apr 1

    Taylor Swift hilariously falls flat on her face in the latest Apple Music commercial

    7:52 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
    896 retweets 2,076 likes
  13. Apr 1

    Taylor Swift does everything I don't do when I run on the treadmill (i.e. wear flawless makeup).

  14. Apr 1 Los Angeles, CA

    I guess today's a good day to tell y'all: I'm a hamster inside of a robot.

  15. Apr 1

    Meet Plastic, for when reality doesn’t need the “virtual.” .

    7:34 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
    794 retweets 1,214 likes
  16. Apr 1 New York, USA

    I can't tell which headline's a joke and which headline's actual news.

  17. Apr 1 New York, USA

    I'm just going to assume all of your "I'm moving away to so-and-so city" news is a joke.

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  19. Mar 31

    A train smells like ass.

  20. Mar 31

    (I have a lot of irrational fears and I'm constantly asking "what if")

    1 like

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