it is now 7:12 and somehow in the span of 20 minutes this morning has been awful I wake up from a nightmare of being hit by a car by having heartburn so bad i almost vomit. I sit up, drink some water, and feel my stomach turning endlessly. i go to the bathroom and now i’m
constipated, so i’m sitting here aching on the toilet when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye a fucking CENTIPEDE CRAWLS OUT RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I JUMP OFF THE TOILET NEARLY SCREAMING AND START SPRAYING IT WITH BLEACH, AND IT RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BATHROOM.
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SO NOW HERE I AM, ON 2 HOURS OF SLEEP, HAVING EXTREME HEARTBURN, TYPING OUT MY LAST WORDS BEFORE EITHER THE HEARTBURN KILLS ME OR THE CENTIPEDE DOES 20 MINUTE TIME PERIOD
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