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welcome to my unhinged domain of minor inconveniences and obsessions. come for the controversial likes, stay for the bubble tea discourse 
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.Bath, UKJoined April 2009
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A woman on this train started eating her sandwich from the top of the triangle, i am ✨ u n c o m f o r t a b l e ✨
Deeply unserious country
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| BREAKING: Boris Johnson has given a knighthood to Jacob Rees-Mogg
Knighthoods:
- Bill Cash
- Conor Burns
- Simon Clarke
- Ben Elliot
- Michael Fabricant
- Will Lewis
Damehoods:
- Andrea Jenkyns
- Amanda Milling
- Priti Patel
- Ann Sindall
- Shelley WW
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Former UK cabinet minister Nadine Dorries to stand down as Conservative Party MP with immediate effect bbc.in/43SmHe2
Respectfully.
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He can have the hole of my city x
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dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds
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will I simply ever be able to purchase anything ever again without having to rate it ?
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you lot will not rest until it is illegal to date anyone who was not born within a single minute of your birth in exactly the same hospital twitter.com/koribrackett/s
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Let me see yall at 19? 
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What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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Godspeed
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Archbishop of Canterbury fined for speeding in London bbc.in/3LQ1cTq
me emerging on Sunday morning, post-Eurovision, 17 cocktails later
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The Wise Men by the sea in James Blunt’s 2006 single:
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