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'Ever'. SFF. Large motivated raccoon. ADHD. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan Forever! Hela from Ragnarok meets Sansa Stark. Taller than Red Sonja. (She/Her)

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Joined April 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Aug 2019

    If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over

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    12 hours ago

    VERY LARGE RACCOON IN ROADWAY, CALLER BELIEVES IT WILL CAUSE SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE TO ANY PASSING VEHICLES

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  3. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    :3

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  4. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Leggy boi for fourth plinth 2022.

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    13 hours ago

    UNBELIEVABLE DRAMA! 😱😱😱 Atleti equalise through a freak Villarreal own goal right at the death 🤪

    Atletico Madrid v Villarreal - Live on LaLigaTV
    Watch LaLiga live on LaLigaTV via Premier Sports
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    14 hours ago

    Ryan Murphy feels like he wishes he was Clive Barker making sexy horny gritty horror but then he gets distracted writing racist zingers for his favourite bitchy pretty rich white girl character to say and forgets what the show is about.

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    14 hours ago

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 27

    i was tryna figure out who was missing and realized scooby isn’t real

    That Scooby-Doo premiere, wow. (2002)
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    7 Feb 2019

    [being kidnapped] Me: will I need my toothbrush Kidnapper: shut the fuck up Me: I assume that means you’re providing a toothbrush

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  10. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Saw this on Facebook and I’ve been laughing at the reality of it for about 10 minutes so far.

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  11. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    This is lovely.

    📸🥰 He aquí la foto:
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    14 hours ago

    I love it

    The Reims players are lining up taking pics with Messi, here the goalkeeper asking Messi to take a pic with his son 😭😭😭
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  13. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Augustus Gloop did nothing wrong. if you don’t want children drinking out of your chocolate river, build a normal fucking factory

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    16 hours ago
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    Imagining a whole film of this

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  15. 16 hours ago

    Imagine it

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  16. 16 hours ago

    If anyone's curious, this is the approximate height difference

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  17. 16 hours ago

    I'm a genius. Oscar Isaac as young Gomez Addams in an Addams Family prequel about how he meets Morticia, played by Elizabeth Debicki. Someone make this happen for me please

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    18 hours ago

    Manchester United somehow finishing that game with 3 points

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    19 hours ago

    Raphael Varane livid like a man invited to a dinner party but realising upon arrival he's got to cook the food, serve and clean up after

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    8 May 2020
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    Putting lipstick on ur hand and givin it a lil smooch before honking off, as foreplay

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  21. 21 hours ago

    Rewatching Cowboy Bebop. Can you imagine not loving Spike

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