Bought some acid on the internet a few days ago. I splashed some on my face for the first time last night so I can only assume I look like a Disney princess this morning
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[CW acid attack] There are incels on the internet who want to throw acid in women's faces as vengeance for... something. Anyway I'm picturing them accidentally buying 40% mandelic acid and splashing someone and she's like, "what is that, I've never looked so radiant"
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Incel: "Take that, Stacy!" *splashes her with a mild combination of alpha and beta hydroxy acids* Stacy: "OMG my pores are so tiny now! Thenk you!"
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Incel: Death to Stacys! *applies a dime-sized amount of retinoic acid cream in a thin layer gently to her face* Stacy: *sniffing* Is that rose water?
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