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Los Angeles, CAJoined December 2008

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Legendary band eve6 announces they’re leaving california after 40 years because of wokeness
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It’s just funny that as the quality of everything from airlines to infrastructure to food safety and availability to healthcare continues to precipitously erode around us millions of people blame socialism, an economic system that we do not live under
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our stupid band gets close to a million monthly streams on spotify. spotify pays out .003 cents per stream. 100% of that goes to our former label sony who is a part owner of spotify. this is why i’m mad
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elon musk is an inventor. he invented a new definition of the word inventor which is guy that buys things and says he invented them
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one cool thing about spotify is you can still listen to your favorite problematic artists and they won’t make any money
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This guy just literally walked away from a fight with the second biggest nerd on planet earth citing his mom’s disapproval as the reason
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It's so awesome that through impulsiveness and sheer lack of creativity he's made it virtually impossible for the company to do branding
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The official X account shares alternative to old saying, “That’s it. That’s the Tweet.”
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This is very helpful thank you
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A recession could be miles away — or it could be just around the corner cnn.it/3O0YXhe
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He isn’t trying to destroy it. He thinks he’s doing a great job. That’s what makes this so funny
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sometimes i thank 17 year old me for writing the heart in a blender line cuz he was like here you go buddy this awful line is going to make it so you never have to get a job
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You are absolutely right sir how dare they hire the engineers you summarily shit canned without pay
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You can’t even be a human trafficker anymore without the woke mob coming to cancel you
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My daughter thinks I'm evil just because I'm rich so to prove I'm not I'm going to buy a website for 44 billion dollars with the express purpose of trying to delegitimize her identity
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Elon Musk claims he purchased Twitter because it made his daughter trans “She went beyond socialism to being a full communist and thinking that anyone rich is evil,” Musk said
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When you can’t understand why the guy who made nirvana and pixies records gets more engagement than you who paid 8 dollars for twitter
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Listening to rage against the machine for 20 years thinking they’re mad at the government for making small business owners pay a minimum wage
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I thought he got hacked but it turns out it’s a tweet from before grimes left him and started dating a trans person
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Are there any other legal things you’d like to narc on him for? Like maybe he drove the speed limit or something
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NEW 🚨 Hunter Biden's lawyer Kevin Morris is seen smoking a BONG on the balcony of his LA home while clearly visible from the road during a visit from the president's son - Daily Mail
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Thank you for this dank meme, ceo of multiple corporations including this information website and richest guy in the world who of late has been advertising flagrant white nationalism
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MIA married a billionaire and a thing that happens when people become very rich is their fears become increasingly myopic and self centered and i really hope that doesn’t happen to me when i marry a billionaire
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Country music has gone from like “i shot a law man just to watch him die” to “if you don’t turn your music down i will call the police not to mention my state senator”
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You should pay for this but also you might want to hide it because everyone thinks it’s super lame is a strong pitch
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X/Twitter Blue subscribers can now hide their check mark
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Remember when this guy saw a PR opportunity in people being trapped in a thai cave and wanted to send in a tesla submarine that wouldn’t fit and when an actual rescuer called it impractical he called him a pedophile
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Hi sir could you invent a feature where we’re able to use this website like we used to be able to before you took over
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Damn twitter’s doin great according to the guy who owns it and notoriously lies about everything
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You’re so likable and cool plz ignore the haters who call you a “grating, terminally divorced dork who has all the money in the world but chooses to spend all his time doing hackneyed edgelord shit online” they’re just jealous
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Remember when blue checks used to mean a person was an editor at a magazine or an actor or something and not a white nationalist with like 30 followers
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“He’s trying to make Twitter obsolete”. No he isn’t he thinks he’s doing a good job that’s what makes this so funny
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One of the funny things about most conservatives having a complete misunderstanding of what the left is is they think we’d give a shit if democrat politicians who’ve also done crimes went to jail. Lock’m all up man that’d be awesome
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Yes this homeless person is clearly gaming the system by not being able to afford rent and moving some of their stuff into a tent on the street
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#WILD: Homeless man seen with projector, laptop, and sound system in his tent in Hollywood
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I think arbitrarily giving money to a select few large accounts to create the illusion that you can make money on twitter may backfire on him
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They all think this way btw. This guy isn't some evil outlier he's just dumb enough to say it on a hot mic
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Property developer and CEO Tim Gurner: "We need to see unemployment rise. Unemployment has to jump 40, 50 percent in my view. We need to see pain in the economy. We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around."
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Got it so the neuralink chip killed a bunch of sick monkeys thanks for clearing this up
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Hollywood writers are the only thing keeping millions of americans from suicide but they shouldn’t be paid more is the consummate twitter blue take
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funnier than anything we could write
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This is a new type of straight guy we did not have these when i was growing up
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Where does this leave dads who’ve been rejected by their kids for forming their entire politics and personality around attacking their identity
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Elon Musk Suggests 'Childless' People Should Lose the Right to Vote dlvr.it/Srd0MQ
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Getting hit by a truck for attention and giving a cocky wink in a full body cast
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The choice is clear. You can either vote for republicans who will continue to increase police budgets or you can vote for democrats who will feign solemnity and concern every time someone gets killed by cops and then continue to increase police budgets
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Hi longtime twitter user here. It’s not too late to turn this ship around. If you simply reverse every policy decision you’ve made and find one friend to be honest with you about how embarrassing you are twitter might have a chance
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It’s so wild that the predominant christian perspective is jesus was wrong about everything
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“The poor will not go to heaven”- Archbishop Ssemogerere. More details: tinyurl.com/yb35f279 I #NilePostNews
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Matt walsh made a movie that was forced onto everyone’s phone like a bad U2 record and only appeals to the dumbest, most incapable of interrogating their base instincts demographic in america and he thinks he’s ken burns
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Jack dorsey is a genius he was like what if I make a site that’s exactly like twitter but it isn’t run by elon musk
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They should add a feature where they pay artists
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Spotify is working on possibly adding music videos to the platform, Bloomberg reports. This feature would be an effort to compete with YouTube and TikTok.
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Starting April 15th only white nationalists with 30 followers will be in For You recommendations
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The one where you don't have to stare at the computer monitor while driving a motor vehicle
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To everyone arguing against Tesla removing the gear shifter: what looks easier to you?
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He simultaneously has the sense of humor of a home schooled 12 year old and a 75 year old inpatient
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Please identify the problems with our website for free because i fired all the people who used to do that
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If you don’t come on my show and debate the finer points of a guy who says wifi melts your brain and hiv doesn’t cause aids to a massive audience of people who don’t change their minds about anything you must have something to hide
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Posts about conservative hypocrisy are usually pretty boring but this one is high impact
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the nearly naked guy on the left of your screen who appeared multiple times like this on pro wrestling TV shows that your children watch now works for Turning Point USA and ostensibly wants to warn you about drag queens reading to your kids twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/s
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Jordan peterson tweets like this: Burger king You will not triumph Over the soul of man
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Twitter is kind of like a tesla cuz we’re all trapped in here as it burns
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You can tell jk rowling is sincere in her convictions about women’s rights by her close personal friendship with Marilyn manson
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A good way to see this app out would be to put on our song closing time
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This guy was like I’m gonna charge 250k per head to explore the famous boat that sank because of hubris. Then i’m going to go on record and say safety is for losers. And for good measure I’m going to call my company oceangate, nominally predestining it for historical scandal
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#oceangate #titanic Interview shows Titanic expedition firm CEO say: 'Safety is waste' metro.co.uk/2023/06/20/tit
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The gentle smile on her face as she absolutely bodies him is so powerful
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Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.
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Lotta people can't imagine seeing a doctor at all cuz guys in suits keep legislating on behalf of insurance companies so shut the fuck up nerd
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This is how John Fetterman showed up to preside over the Senate yesterday. Imagine a doctor showing up to care for their patients like this. Imagine a lawyer showing up to defend you in court like this. Imagine a pilot flying a plane like this. Imagine anyone else doing this.… Show more
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why everything that’s bad is the fault of people with no power, my latest for the new york times
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I am a Republican who believes in small government and also your child's nickname must be approved by the state or we will take your kids away
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Iowa schools are requiring students to get their desired nickname approved by a parent, in accordance with Senate File 496: “Today, Joseph requested that he be called Joe in class.” 📸: @LizBennettIowa
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Hey maybe you guys should report on the ohio poison train story in a way that includes the causes and conditions like for instance union busting
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i bet joe rogan had his mind blown by the what if god was one of us song
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Good luck sir i hope they don't look at the trove of evidence in the quote tweets and replies to this
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Not being extremely dumb is an impediment to success in america. If you are this stupid there’s no limit to what you can achieve. You can build an empire
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just curious how come spotify has 100 million dollars 2 give 2 a guy who tells people they don’t need 2 get vaccinated but they can’t pay artists a penny per stream
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