Entertaining Amtrak conductor as the train pulls into Philadelphia: “Now remember, folks, this is Philly. They’re not going to let you off. Elbow them if you need to.” 
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@holborne does make a mean pie. Rice Krispies squares tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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