the toasters are suspicious as well as a bit of a smart aleckpic.twitter.com/iL8cAi3y1A
No, that's a common misconception. But never trust your Crock-Pot. 
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honestly, I am worried about my coffee mug right now. Looking at me RIGHT in the face :(
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sounds like a risk that's slow to warm up & never becomes a red-hot danger
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I heard that microwave clocks all over the US were all off by exactly one hour yesterday morning...coincidence? Doubtful
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I have an electric pressure cooker....is that the penultimate spy machine? No more dancing in the kitchen!
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Sadly, pressure cookers are audio only low tech. You can dance in the kitchen, avoid singing
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