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I'm a comedian & voice Gene on @BobsBurgersFox. Also Delocated, @Fotc, Archer & It Started As A Joke on @PrimeVideo. Surprisingly, I’m America’s only patriot.

Massachusetts, USA
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    Eugene Mirman‏Verified account @EugeneMirman 13 Sep 2018

    Here’s a glimpse at my daily schedule.pic.twitter.com/kXoEZUu8gL

    11:24 AM - 13 Sep 2018
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      1. David Gibb‏ @DaveWritesJunk 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @EugeneMirman

        You’re predicting ambitious turnaround times for that ER.

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      1. figure it out‏ @420quiznos 13 Sep 2018
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        You really should try and get a full 8 hours of sleep

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      1. Michael Hanson‏ @SgtHanson2 13 Sep 2018
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        Those are all things.

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      1. Thomas  ✊🏾‏ @leftyTeach77 13 Sep 2018
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        pic.twitter.com/M8PI4SIqJX

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      1. Jerk, Actually...‏ @SomejerkYouknow 13 Sep 2018
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        HA!

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      1. Mason Whitlark‏ @Wabajck 13 Sep 2018
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        No more watching Powder?

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      2. play malkavian 1st run COWARDS‏ @gnoshferatu 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @EugeneMirman

        any tips on how to kill a ghost in half an hour or less? I can't get my time under an hour and a half. thanks in advance

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      3. Gary Speer‏ @gswriterguy 27 Sep 2018
        Replying to @gnoshferatu @EugeneMirman

        Use a day old magic sword.

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      2. Crisscross‏ @crisscross_xl 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @EugeneMirman

        When do you go spoon shopping? Or is that covered when you go to lunch?

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      3. Eugene Mirman‏Verified account @EugeneMirman 13 Sep 2018
        Replying to @crisscross_xl

        Yes, when I go antiquing each day.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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