Johnny Mo

@Ethidopeian

I write jokes for and I write emails for my dad

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Joined July 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 13

    D.A.R.E. Graduates: Where Are They Now?

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  2. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    Our new webstore (with many new and limited designs) is live.

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  3. Jul 16

    “Hello, 911? How are you!”

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    Jul 7

    The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Look up people more accomplished than me on Wikipedia and feel bad about myself.

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  5. Jul 14

    I missed three gym days in a row this week so might as well take a break and start fresh Monday of next year

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  6. Jul 14

    I always keep a sharpie and jar of manuka honey on my person just in case I run into the only celebrity I stan—Joe of Trader Joe’s

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  7. Jul 13

    Bagel Boss Guy is Jaboukie’s Frankenstein.

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  8. Jul 13

    how did he tweet this from 1994

    I finally watched the Shawshank redemption damn good ass movie
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  9. Jul 13

    french tucked my Female Body Inspector shirt

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  10. Jul 13

    i’m almost 31 my porn search terms are “in unit washer and dryer”

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    No greater proof of Stockholm syndrome than audiences laughing at improv

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    {Brand New “Sowing Season” voice} I’m not your god I'm not your father I'm not your boss YEAH

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    Jul 12

    so y'all really forgot this legend?

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  14. Jul 12

    Matt Skiba in front of the green room mirror right now practicing his “YOUNG MOOOLAH BAYBEE”

    JUST IN: Lil Wayne said the Blink-182 tour "isn't my swag," he might drop off the tour and then reportedly walked off stage
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  15. Retweeted
    Jul 9

    "Okay now let's do a silly one!" - me after sex

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  16. Jul 9

    I’m not getting married until Flameboy and Wet Willy can legally do so

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  17. Jul 9

    gonna be so pissed if I get to my special place in Hell and can’t be seated until all members of my party are present

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  18. Jul 8

    He doesn’t give a shit; coffee is for mortals

    LA coffee chain bans Kawhi Leonard from all locations after failing to sign with Lakers
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  19. Jul 8

    *raw dogs an alien monster* hi i did a thing

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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 8

    ACAB (all comedians are bad)

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  21. Jul 8

    poppunk my dad waiting vocalist for mom to get ready 🤝 yelling LET’S GO

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