Esteban Elizondo

@EstebanElizond0

My views are that of my own and not of the DoD.

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Joined August 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 Nov 2016

    I'm sorry for jumping on the Dakwagon, but please know I loved watching you every Sunday. I'll wear your jersey for the rest of my life.

  2. Jun 8

    I know I just got an Acai bowl for dinner, but that doesn't mean I'm becoming a liberal.

  3. Jun 4
  4. Jun 1

    Lol look there goes the NBA

  5. Jun 1

    At least it's also the same world where Andrew March didn't get tenure so there's that I guess.

  6. Jun 1

    Jesus H. Christ I can't believe we live in a world where tenured professors think pop stars know more about COIN than Secretary Mattis.

  7. Jun 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Well that's enough internet for me tonight.

  8. May 30

    I wonder if Jerry Jones gives each Cowboy rookie he drafts a roll of quarters so they can call him from the prison payphone.

  9. May 29
  10. May 28

    I think people forgot that a Yale college dean posted some priceless Yelp interviews that ended her academic career. Here's a reminder:

  11. May 28

    Not to give Kim any ideas but if Pyongyang has so much trouble with ballistic missiles why does it waste its good ones on open ocean?

  12. May 28

    Why does the USMNT need four goalkeepers on its roster?

  13. Retweeted
    May 19
  14. Retweeted
    May 19

    I need a romper that goes with my fidget spinner.

  15. May 19
  16. May 14

    I can't imagine what the uproar at Yale would be if Dean Chu said something similar about any non-white clientele.

  17. May 10

    So whose side are we on again? I get confused.

  18. May 10

    You know you've been in college too long when you finally run out of dryer sheets

  19. Retweeted
    May 9

    RT to make a Rockets fan mad

  20. May 6

    Wow I can't believe that actually turned into seven pages.

  21. Retweeted
    May 6

    If your horse doesn't win today you can always blame: rich people, men, misogyny or the Russians!

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