Ashley Espinosa

@EspiAsh

Product Manager for . Avid reader, average runner, fantastic friend.

Houston, Tx
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Joined April 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    May 30

    Beltre is adorable and never allowed to retire or play for another team and I will fight anyone and everyone to the death for him

    1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 30

    New York's hottest nightclub is . It has everything: Russian entanglements, spray tans, creepy handshakes, surprise trade wars.

    820 replies 24,069 retweets 53,405 likes
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    May 30

    It's pronounced, "Kvothe."

    273 replies 3,829 retweets 15,233 likes
  4. May 14

    Dangit I didn't subscribe! Flippin mags, not even giving me a number to call

    1 retweet 1 like
  5. Retweeted
    15 Nov 2016

    The wait is over! Fetch your copy of available in-stores and online now!

    1,939 replies 3,364 retweets 20,513 likes
  6. Apr 26

    So stoked for this episode:

    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Apr 14

    SPACE ! Well done, !

    20 replies 429 retweets 826 likes
  8. Mar 25

    Hm guys talking about Japanese vs Korean girls...

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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    Loved mentoring at - after getting so much advice it's nice to be able to

    5 retweets 7 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Mar 11

    I woke up this morning wearing this button. JB

    337 replies 247 retweets 2,996 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    We couldn't be at in person, but we'll be there in spirit!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  12. Mar 8

    Me:super excited will be @ //Also me: can't afford the $200 photoOp/autograph pricing

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    Mar 4

    . season premiere is tomorrow! You might recognize a very smart little girl on it.

    694 replies 13,117 retweets 43,408 likes
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    Mar 4

    Barack Obama's master plan: 1) Wiretap the opposition 2) Gather damaging info 3) Say nothing 4) Let him win 5) Ride off into the sunset

    2,532 replies 57,731 retweets 150,140 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Mar 4

    We request the president's resignation, effective immediately. - Concerned citizens

    68 replies 1,741 retweets 5,320 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    pfffffftttt useless until it can measure penile clubhouse leadership and grit

    Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! 🍆
    52 replies 46 retweets 320 likes
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    Feb 23

    The 7 newly discovered Earth-sized planets orbit a “Red Dwarf” star, so perhaps they should each be named after the 7-dwarfs.

    2,605 replies 34,665 retweets 103,021 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    Trump tweeted that the media is "the enemy." Assuming he meant "the enema," given how the media is constantly making him lose his shit.

    1,110 replies 32,592 retweets 102,390 likes
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    Feb 17

    Fundamental question: "big question is whether they’ll still be be animated enough to vote in large numbers in November 2018."

    Here's why the 2018 Senate election will be crucial for President Trump and his Democratic foes
    28 replies 295 retweets 380 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Feb 17
    Replying to

    Every R who opposes extending debate today is responsible for whatever it turns out is in Pruitt's emails next week. Make the right choice.

    640 replies 2,714 retweets 9,423 likes

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