From personal experience, I could not agree more. Thank you Mom, for letting me live a normal life
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Best three words I’ve taught my kid...”brush it off.”
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Same here. Every time the baby falls now I try not to react.
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Works wonders on newborns
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"Walk it off, buddy. It's all good."
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Truth bomb...uh, meteor.
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Brilliant
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Why I always ask them if they dented the wall, or floor, or that semi that hit them... My dad's first reaction was always to suggest amputation.
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Reminds me of a story I read about a kid getting hit by an ice cream truck that he ran out to. He immediately started crying, not because he was hurt —he was fine actually. No, he was crying because he was afraid he wouldn't get any ice cream after getting hit.
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