Erika Olsen

@Erika_Olsen

How did I get here? My God! What have I done?

Seattle, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2008.

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    Tom Steyer texting Bernie to say "some of us are gonna be at the bar later." When Bernie shows up, it's just Tom sitting there alone, looking forlorn and anxious. But his face lights up when he sees Bernie, and he covers the whole tab

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    18. sij

    The great state of New Jersey says: fuck everyone

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    16. sij

    Triforce of Power, Triforce of Wisdom, Triforce of Courage

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    5. sij
    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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    4. sij

    Love how simultaneously smart and dumb modern scams are. Like a voice coming from your Nest camera saying "This is the FBI, we need you to buy 300 Gamestop giftcards and mail them to our PO-Box."

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    2. sij

    My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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    Had to get a new washer dryer (17 yrs! Thanks Maytag) and the guys installing it asked “you didn’t make this your wife’s Christmas present right?” “No” “Cause the guy at the last house did and that was a bad scene man”

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    23. pro 2019.

    Sensible ducks reserve the right to change their minds.

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    therapist: sexy judi dench cat in a basket isn’t real, she can’t hurt you. sexy judi dench cat in a basket:

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    21. pro 2019.

    Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look

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    My man-servant dropped a candelabra and burned down my wine cave. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

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    18. pro 2019.

    These reviews are honestly like Christmas. THEY DANCE, THEY SING, THEY LICK THEIR DIGITAL FUR - NEW YORK TIMES A HORROR AND A HOOT - LA TIMES EFFANINEFFABLE, DEEP AND INSCRUTABLE, SINGULAR - VOX AT ONCE TOO CRAZY FOR THIS WORLD, AND NOT QUITE CRAZY ENOUGH - INDIEWIRE

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    Don't worry UK, private healthcare works. For instance, if your kid becomes sick, your boss will simply take care of it out of kindness after he's visited by three ghosts.

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    26. stu 2019.

    Papa John looks like the guy in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from the rest of the group

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    18. stu 2019.

    If an employer ever says “We’re like a family here” what they mean is they’re going to ruin you psychologically

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    Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn.

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    15. stu 2019.

    The live-action lady and the tramp just made me realize how deeply insane the spaghetti scene is. A grown ass man is talking to dogs who don't respond, leaving a lit candle with them, playing accordion so THEY'LL FUCK

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