Dude, you had me at Donut Prune, long before you got to mayonnaise.
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The mayo really is the topper to this puke dish!
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"Momma, are we going to starve to death?"
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My dad has actually had that he’s a boomer lines up!
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Oy! A donut stuffed with cottage cheese on a bed of lettuce.pic.twitter.com/64FnhDF0aj
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You forgot the prunes!

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this makes me understand why some people don't like mayonnaise.
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This seems like the result of a bet, the final serve with mayonnaise just tops off the surrealism.
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The perfect accompaniment to Donut Rarebit.pic.twitter.com/BFoHm3B6W3
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