Is it weird that I can’t drink but I’m still kind of excited about the themed cocktails? Hopefully they’ll keep it tasteful. Sometimes they don’t.https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/05/22/diet-starts-monday-pop-up-bar-is-serving-bill-cosby-cocktails/ …
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I still remember that Pill Cosby thing which made me want to drink anti-freeze because it was so awful
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The Comey Hearing had some pretty funny cocktails. Obviously the Covfefe wasn’t the most creative, but who doesn’t love a twist on a White Russian?
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The Impeachmint and Bad Hombre were funnier.
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The Female Attorney: Nobody knows what’s in it, but the bartender who mixes it has to be a woman for sensitivity reasons.
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(Also sorry if any of these are in bad taste. I’m a survivor and this whole conversation has just been a goddamn minefield of bad memories. I deal with bad jokes.)
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The Female Assistant: Pretty much the same as the Female Attorney except the creepy old bar owner stands over your shoulder the whole time she’s making your drink, explaining why it’s so great women are making cocktails now.
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The Kavanaugh: It’s pretty much just ghost peppers soaked in everclear. Every person on the committee who votes for Kavanaugh has to take a shot.
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