Eric Gauder

@EricGauder

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Columbus OH
Joined February 2010

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  1. 23 hours ago

    I get to the end of this day and I hate looking back at every decision and action I chose to make today was exactly the wrong decision. F minus

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  2. 23 hours ago

    I definitely get an F minus for this day.

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  3. Mar 2

    Me: Alexa, play ASMR birth sounds. Alexa: I decline in the strongest possible terms

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  4. Mar 1

    So apparently, bad fan art celebrity photoshops is a genre of media that is my favorite thing now. Can't stop laughing. My paramedic wife is taking my vitals every two minutes while I continue to scroll 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Feb 28

    15 minutes into March and the electricity goes out.. good omens?

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  6. Feb 14

    Do I remember when I joined Twitter? Twitter does!

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  7. Feb 11

    Brooklyn Nine Nine is ending next year. I've had a sick feeling in my gut that this was coming. A big part of me hoped they would run for 9. RIP

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  8. Feb 11

    Round 2 is complete!

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  9. Feb 5

    HEY!!!!! ANYONE WHO SEES THIS!!!! ALL 210 PEOPLSE THAT FOLLOW ME!! ITS 34th birthday today and we all wish Happy Birthday!!!!! ❤2🍆

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  10. Jan 24

    Rocking a sweet sweet face bandage at work. Surprisingly, nobody has seemed to notice it yet

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  11. Jan 24

    Cut my head open today. Tomorrow I will cut it back closed. Perhaps I should get looked at 😬

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  12. Jan 14

    Got the covid vaccine this morning. Feeling good 👍 Stay safe, stay healthy

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  13. Jan 10

    Its gonna be good

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  14. Jan 10

    Been at work for not even 2 hours yet and my sass levels are HIGH. Stay Tuned.

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  15. Jan 8

    Oof

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  16. Jan 8

    Guys!!! I don't know if you saw it but got TWO references as categories on Alex Trebek's final episode of Jeopardy. I screamed out loud. For verification of these claims, ask my wife

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  17. 10 Nov 2020

    My wife makes me a shopping list for while she is at work, complete with the exact instructions she knew I would call her about if I did not have them ❤❤❤

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  18. 10 Nov 2020
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  19. 2 Nov 2020

    I hate Trump so much. I vow this day that I will vilify him to my future children, no matter what happens tomorrow. I hope he loses SO much... this is my first tweet since May

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  20. 26 May 2020

    Fun morning with Sophi

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