I wish it hadn’t come to this. But I need you, Twitter. My 3-year-old needs a hair cut. He has filibustered for a solid year. I’ve walked out of too many barber shops apologizing while carrying a kicker/screamer. His bangs now fully cover his eyes. How, oh how, do I do this?
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
Buy some clippers and let him cut your hair then cut his hair. It's a 50 50 chance only you get a hair cut
12:47 PM - 7 Aug 2020
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