I don't need to diet....I only gain weight when I weigh myself....#TrumpLogic
You only have to pay your bills if you open your mail. #TrumpLogic
Do you have any #TrumpLogic to share?https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1275425653249265664 …
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That explains his “239” ....musta stopped weighing himself in the 90’s!
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Wait, so I really do have money in my account if I still have checks?
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The only reason we have such high encarceration rates, is because we prosecute too much. Stop prosecuting so much, ipso facto, crime goes away.
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I like that idea!!!!! No more mail opening!
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I’m pretty sure that Trump Agee’s with this, given his history of not paying people who send him bills for the work they performed.
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*agrees, drat
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I only grow old if I have birthday parties
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If I keep my pants on I won’t have to go to the bathroom. Oh wait, trump has tried this already.
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We only have babies because women take pregnancy tests. If you think you’re pregnant, do not take a test! The baby will magically go away one day...
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