I was putting my birthday on something and my daughter said, "you were born in the 19s? You are old."
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If it makes you feel better when I was about 6 years old I asked my mom if she knew Lincoln.
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That reminds me of a story my mom loves to tell. My dad USMC Capt. Ret., Vietnam Vet was in his Dress Blues for the Marine Corps Ball. He came into the living room and I said, “Oh Daddy! You look like a Boy Scout!!” He turned many shades of crimson, I’m told. Haha Semper Fi!
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That's priceless
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I remember when I was a kid, I was sad that when the 21st century finally came I'd be 47 and too old to enjoy it. Little did I know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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7yr son: How old is daddy? Me: 25 Son: How old is brother? Me: 4 Son: How old are you? Me: 27 Son: Wow! That's close to a hundred! Me:
He's 38 now so I did let him live. 
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