Lockdown marriage convo tweets:


Me: The gardeners are here again? They were here yesterday too.
Him: No that was last Tuesday
Me: Don't be ridiculous. *pours milk on goldfish*
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Goddamn it! Sorry!


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It's ok you will be there one day. Where you will be idk but it's a place where no one double dips chips.
End of conversation
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