Knock, knock. Who's there? It's not me, 'cause I have to stay at home.
So my entire state just went on lock down. Tell me a bad joke and let's get through this together.
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A guy walks into a bar.
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I got that!
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The Aristocrats!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener
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My cat: Meow. Me: I know but we are quarantined
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I think Colorado is right behind you.
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What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
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The engine stops whining when you shut it down.
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