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Alphabetizing all your spices. Time: 15 seconds. Satisfaction: 4. #EricsQuarantineTipspic.twitter.com/LBRQKhQa4F
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That’s all you have?!
Salt is not a spice my dude. It's just salt.
You’d better hope salt doesn’t hear you say that.
Putting Black Pepper under B is like alphabetizing by first name.
But there are other peppers. (Wait, are there other peppers?)
Wait. That's ALL your spices....?? 
How many spices does one need?! I have a small apartment!
You have 5 spices?! And two are salt and pepper?
And one is “celery salt”
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