Has the Tract been written? Hmmm… Probably something to tithe about.
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Remember many are called but few are rich enough to be chosen
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Yet again, we are fastest growing religion in the world #FACT
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Wonderful to see the millions of new Epsilonists out there.
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Cultstoppers are harassing us. We will harass back.
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Listen we are NOT a cult
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More spirituality in our revolutionary screensaver now! #moretruths
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The tract SHALL BE written on Titanium. The screensaver is written on your monitor. bit.ly/ZDNAyi #spiritualupdate
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Love the dove! #BestMetaphorEver
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Join now. It’s not a Cult. It’s the best in American religion
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We‘ve fought the revenue services many times and won!
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And you get fuck all of for taxes.
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It’s less than you pay in tax
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It’s 10% of your income in exchange for a lot of power
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Let me ask that again – what are you waiting for?
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So what are you waiting for?
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and you’re more of a caboose than an engine, capiche?)
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(full details of how not fun to follow soon but let’s just say the train...
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Which trust us is not fun!
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Unless you really want to be an unsaveable
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You really don’t want to suck
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The answer is simple…
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Because it’s not a hard question.
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Do you want to suck for all Eternity?
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Can I ask you a question? And will you be honest?
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Many have called – five have been chosen. The rest of you must work harder to prove you are not unsaveable #unsaveablessuck
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