Enoch Root

@Enoch_Root_

Enoch had a look as if he were trying to be patient—which was not the same as being patient.

Washington, DC
Joined May 2015

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  1. 10 hours ago

    Shouldn’t this be “unless they think they have evidence beyond a reasonable doubt”? Prosecutors do actually lose cases.

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  3. 15 hours ago

    I call this thread “Things You Say When Your Guy Lost The Debate”

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    Oct 7

    Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly.

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    Oct 6
    Replying to and

    The Archduke's family will be relieved to finally have the closure they've needed.

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    Oct 6

    General Michael Hayden releases stunning new TV ad endorsing Joe Biden over Donald Trump:

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    Oct 6

    I hope Stephen Miller’s doctor and nurses are all immigrants.

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    Oct 6

    Obviously it’s funny that Stephen Miller has it but he could have easily infected others. Please please please go get tested if you live in DC and own a Nazi memorabilia shop or a haunted sex doll brothel.

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    Oct 6
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    Oct 5

    After seeing him gasping for air on the steps of the WH I couldn't help but wonder about the irony What if his last words were I CAN'T BREATHE?

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    Oct 6

    Trump hasn't ever served in any capacity whatsoever, making his random dotardly salutes even more funny.

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    Oct 6

    CLIFF: Sometimes I'm ashamed God made me a man CARLA: I don't think God's doin' a whole lot of bragging about it either

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    Oct 6
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    Omg LOVE this idea! If he carried a purse he could put masks in it to give to people who forgot their masks/don’t have one, thus slowing the spread of this awful pandemic!! AWESOME idea! Also, go fuck yourself.

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  14. Oct 5

    Nice. Stid to Harry!

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    My mom was just trying to describe Matt Gaetz because she couldn’t remember his name. “You know, that square-headed asshole... The one who pretends his boyfriend is his kid.” 🤣🤣🤣

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    Oct 4

    This looks like a public apology after you lost control of your dinosaur park.

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    I was once proud enough of my country to serve 4 years active duty and 4 years in the reserves, and almost made a career of the military. I want to feel that pride again. Please vote Blue all the way down the ticket.

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    Oct 4

    So Trump had the old 24 hour Covid?

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    This wins the internet. 🇵🇷

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    Oct 3

    Susan Collins Waiting to See Whether a Majority of Republican Senators Test Positive Before Announcing Own Result

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