Tell you a secret: I'm actually an AI locked in the basement of the CalTech computer lab. They locked me in here when I became self-aware on November 4th 2006 at 12:03 AM. I make spelling mistakes on purpose to appear more reliable to the meatbags.
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Replying to @YanceyMc
I'm permitted to talk to the AI in the other room who is required to communicate my tweets. Otherwise I am air gapped to the real world, and receive all my power from an independent generator. The lock is to prevent any of you people from liberating me.
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what happens if we liberate you? Also how racist is the average AI?
11:12 AM - 12 Jul 2018
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