I am going to drop a VHS cassette from some sort of sculpture of weaponry. With a child. (Or is that two children?)
Queen's English 50c
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My level of criminality has definitely dropped since my music career took off.
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I have just invented walking.
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The comedian behind English 50 Cent is at the Edinburgh Fringe. Spread the word! edfringe.com/whats-on/comed Now back to normal service.
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My spectacles are too weak, and I have run out of Lucozade. Hopefully the internet will help.
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English50Cent at the Edinburgh Fringe: edfringe.com/whats-on/comed
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I wanted to steal Dr. Dre's marijuana cigarette. It produces no knowledge. He reads Heat magazine, according to Jimmy. ~laughs~
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Like King Midas I can never know true intimacy.
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I think I've put these batteries in the wrong way round.
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I feel like the underneath of a dog. I am producing good fabric. This week I am going to write a really, really long song.
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That's the last time I fly in a car.
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I am not dead. Which definitely proves there's an omniscient creator.
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I find Las Vegas sexually arousing.
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I pretend to be stupid. I have recently installed air conditioning. Me.
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Scratch that. They are not delightful. They are idiots.
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There are children living in my bonnet. They are delightful but expensive to maintain.
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I am feeling religious because of jet-lag.
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My son supervises head cooks. I have started a new business venture selling insect feaces. It will make me money. *laughs*
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I have powerful binoculars and move silently, like a cat.
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I am stalking Heather McDonald.
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