44. A touch of schizophrenia can give you the boost you need to get through a rough Wednesday morninghttps://twitter.com/BrotherPhilemon/status/1160209120085118977?s=19 …
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Bennett's Demilich Retweeted Toby Phillips
45. What are you buying that your great-grandfather didn't? >A safe neighborhood, bc small homes only to be found in inner-city squalor >Insurance, bc you are terrified to die >Education, bc banks capture as much productive surplus as you'll toleratehttps://twitter.com/TobyMPhillips/status/1160329992951255040?s=19 …
Bennett's Demilich added,
Toby Phillips @TobyMPhillipsReplying to @UndercoverhistI love this essay... but he obviously didn't account for our insane lifestyle inflation. If we wanted to enjoy 1930-level output, we could do it with 7-hour weeks, not 15-hour weeks! We're twice as productive as he expected and we *still* choose to work full time
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46. Who you are in dreams, when you watch yourself act without choosing, is who your primordial pre-conscious ancestors were Do you ever dream about your commute, grocery shopping, working in your office? Lmao your ancestors suck ass, can't relate
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47. Planned Parenthood will give you 10% off if you let a masked coven of billionaire financiers perform the operation with stone knives Takes a little longer but 50 bucks is 50 bucks
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48. lol what a weird trend haha like wages were right in line & then suddenly they weren't lmao guess we'll never know why better vote for Yangbux tho lmao rtpic.twitter.com/gcdid4KpKI
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49. PepsiCo never sold those Russian submarines
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50. China is using CRISPR to build an army of maximally obnoxious tourists, purely as a flex
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51. Mackenzie Bezos loves publicly giving her ex-husband's money away Jeff has dispatched a team of analysts to follow the paper trail & discreetly slaughter everyone whose hands it passes through
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52. Until we have strip-mined Antarctica & Siberia & the Sahara, there will be nothing of economic value to be found in space
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53. The great secret that Cain discovered was the power to transmute another man's life into property Wage labor, student loans, mortgages, intoxicants, pornography, video games - subtler & subtler means of extraction, but all echoes of this curse
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The greatest secret that Adam and Eve discovered is that humans are infinitely replaceable; you may regret losing Abel, but there will always be more Seths.
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